while we are on the subject...
 

I have never introduced myself. I'm bald, love a beer and like some really crap music. Who are you?

I'm bald to, but I choose to be. I hate hair on my head.

There's enough pricks on this forum already

F*ck off

Thats right, Urban is more than enough dickhead for one board.

Yes, but does the beer love you back, or did it run away with your hair because of a mutual disdain for crap music.

Err, .....I'm SATCHMO. I enjoy clapping and removing gum from under chairs and tables.

Wow, your future looks pretty bleak, tough guy.

ex-drug toking teenager fleeced without due regard for intellectual property rights of himself w/e I like all 5 weezer albums

Christ, liking one is bad enough.

I'm NOT bald but have the S&P hair. I'm quite the sexy beast!!

Oh..and I like ****ty power pop music too!

You also seem like a registered sex offender.