Adopt a Newbie!

Garo · 09-09-2009, 10:19 AM

If I'm adopted I expect an icecream every day...

(just kidding...a beer would do just fine

)

Mojo · 09-09-2009, 11:36 AM

A thrash fan with cravings for beer? I'll adopt you in that case if you want, but you can fuck off if you're expecting any of my beer

Arya Stark · 09-09-2009, 02:32 PM

The last n00b I adopted hasn't posted once since I adopted him.

I'M A BAD MOTHER.

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FETCHER. · 09-09-2009, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AwwSugar

The last n00b I adopted hasn't posted once since I adopted him.

I'M A BAD MOTHER.

=[[[[[[[

so your female

?

Arya Stark · 09-09-2009, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayleigh.

so your female

?

You're bad at this game.

FETCHER. · 09-09-2009, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AwwSugar

You're bad at this game.

no im good. im on the ball. i know your female now. no matter what

.

Arya Stark · 09-09-2009, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayleigh.

no im good. im on the ball. i know your female now. no matter what

.

So what would you do if you found out I was male? xD

FETCHER. · 09-09-2009, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AwwSugar

So what would you do if you found out I was male? xD

call you a hermaphrodite

TyrantSong · 09-11-2009, 11:19 AM

I'm intrigued by the above conversation.

Anddddd

Now I feel like bein adopted.

Pick me, pick me! I can do stuff!

To spice up my chances:
1. I have recently (three days ago) had a tumor removed. It was the size of a cherry pit. It was on my middle finger. I am permanently flipping off the world untill it heals.
2. I wish I were a pompous ***.
3. I'll do the truffle shuffle for you.
4.I am a loyal sheep.
5. I taste like smoked pork barbeque. Trust me.
6. I can puff out my chest and scare away predators.
7. I am highly territorial towards aggressive animals.
8. I won't "mark" your floor.
9. I have had a knife plunge into my hand and not realize it for fifteen minutes.
10. Were I to grow my full beard, it would rival Grizzly Adams'.

Arya Stark · 09-11-2009, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TyrantSong

I'm intrigued by the above conversation.

Anddddd

Now I feel like bein adopted.

Pick me, pick me! I can do stuff!

To spice up my chances:
1. I have recently (three days ago) had a tumor removed. It was the size of a cherry pit. It was on my middle finger. I am permanently flipping off the world untill it heals.
2. I wish I were a pompous ***.
3. I'll do the truffle shuffle for you.
4.I am a loyal sheep.
5. I taste like smoked pork barbeque. Trust me.
6. I can puff out my chest and scare away predators.
7. I am highly territorial towards aggressive animals.
8. I won't "mark" your floor.
9. I have had a knife plunge into my hand and not realize it for fifteen minutes.
10. Were I to grow my full beard, it would rival Grizzly Adams'.

Wonderful... >.>

09-09-2009, 11:36 AM	#762 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	A thrash fan with cravings for beer? I'll adopt you in that case if you want, but you can fuck off if you're expecting any of my beer __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

09-11-2009, 11:19 AM	#769 (permalink)
TyrantSong Didn't kill nobody. Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Atlas, PA Posts: 144	I'm intrigued by the above conversation. Anddddd Now I feel like bein adopted. Pick me, pick me! I can do stuff! To spice up my chances: 1. I have recently (three days ago) had a tumor removed. It was the size of a cherry pit. It was on my middle finger. I am permanently flipping off the world untill it heals. 2. I wish I were a pompous **. 3. I'll do the truffle shuffle for you. 4.I am a loyal sheep. 5. I taste like smoked pork barbeque. Trust me. 6. I can puff out my chest and scare away predators. 7. I am highly territorial towards aggressive animals. 8. I won't "mark" your floor. 9. I have had a knife plunge into my hand and not realize it for fifteen minutes. 10. Were I to grow my full beard, it would rival Grizzly Adams'. Last edited by TyrantSong; 09-11-2009 at 01:34 PM.*

09-09-2009, 10:19 AM	#761 (permalink)
Garo Groupie Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Zagreb, Croatia Posts: 19	If I'm adopted I expect an icecream every day... (just kidding...a beer would do just fine )