If I'm adopted I expect an icecream every day...

(just kidding...a beer would do just fine ;) )

A thrash fan with cravings for beer? I'll adopt you in that case if you want, but you can fuck off if you're expecting any of my beer :laughing:

The last n00b I adopted hasn't posted once since I adopted him.




I'M A BAD MOTHER.

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so your female :D?

You're bad at this game.

no im good. im on the ball. i know your female now. no matter what :D.

So what would you do if you found out I was male? xD

call you a hermaphrodite :(

I'm intrigued by the above conversation.


Anddddd

Now I feel like bein adopted.

Pick me, pick me! I can do stuff!

To spice up my chances:
1. I have recently (three days ago) had a tumor removed. It was the size of a cherry pit. It was on my middle finger. I am permanently flipping off the world untill it heals.
2. I wish I were a pompous ***.
3. I'll do the truffle shuffle for you.
4.I am a loyal sheep.
5. I taste like smoked pork barbeque. Trust me.
6. I can puff out my chest and scare away predators.
7. I am highly territorial towards aggressive animals.
8. I won't "mark" your floor.
9. I have had a knife plunge into my hand and not realize it for fifteen minutes.
10. Were I to grow my full beard, it would rival Grizzly Adams'.

Wonderful... >.>