Adopt a Newbie!

AshleighJane · 06-26-2009, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

haha my only weakness!!

WOOOOHOOOOOO

Jgirll · 06-28-2009, 08:24 PM

Someone should adopt me. But only if you're awesome.

Mouchois · 06-28-2009, 08:27 PM

I never had a real mother to love me and feel that adoption is the only way to relive my childhood years.

LoathsomePete · 06-29-2009, 01:56 PM

I am currently accepting applicants for adoption, however you must meet a fairly reasonable criteria:

1. You will be known forth as "Filthy Assistant" and will respond to that name until further notice.

2. You will post intelligent and thoughtful posts with an open mind to those around you.

3. You build a statue of my likeness using only your butt cheeks.

If you feel that you can live up to these very reasonable requirements, please send me a PM entitled "Please Guide Me Through The Dark"

By becoming my adoptee, you wave all rights and responsibilities if you get sold into slavery in an attempt to pay off my debt.

Enjoy!

PinkCigarette · 07-03-2009, 05:41 PM

If anyone enjoys being breast fed, I'm looking for some kids.

gunnels · 07-03-2009, 06:03 PM

:o

Antonio · 07-04-2009, 03:52 AM

=o

msganda · 07-05-2009, 11:47 PM

I can be a good, quiet newbie and yes I take on to breast feeding very well.

DearJenny · 07-07-2009, 10:44 PM

I want a new newbie. All of mine seem to disappear. I hope my real children don't treat me the same.....

djchameleon · 07-08-2009, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CityLightsLikeRain

I want a new newbie. All of mine seem to disappear. I hope my real children don't treat me the same.....

pfft I didn't disappear.....

06-29-2009, 01:56 PM	#654 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	I am currently accepting applicants for adoption, however you must meet a fairly reasonable criteria: 1. You will be known forth as "Filthy Assistant" and will respond to that name until further notice. 2. You will post intelligent and thoughtful posts with an open mind to those around you. 3. You build a statue of my likeness using only your butt cheeks. If you feel that you can live up to these very reasonable requirements, please send me a PM entitled "Please Guide Me Through The Dark" By becoming my adoptee, you wave all rights and responsibilities if you get sold into slavery in an attempt to pay off my debt. Enjoy! __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

07-03-2009, 05:41 PM	#655 (permalink)
PinkCigarette Chase for 28 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 349	If anyone enjoys being breast fed, I'm looking for some kids. __________________

07-07-2009, 10:44 PM	#659 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	I want a new newbie. All of mine seem to disappear. I hope my real children don't treat me the same..... __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.

06-28-2009, 08:24 PM	#652 (permalink)
Jgirll Groupie Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Cleveland Posts: 8	Someone should adopt me. But only if you're awesome.

06-28-2009, 08:27 PM	#653 (permalink)
Mouchois Groupie Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 41	I never had a real mother to love me and feel that adoption is the only way to relive my childhood years.

07-05-2009, 11:47 PM	#658 (permalink)
msganda Groupie Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 10	I can be a good, quiet newbie and yes I take on to breast feeding very well.