Your guess is as good as mine...
But I think you're supposed to turn me into a well-rounded member of MB, whatever that entails.

Or, you could lock me in a cage and throw things at me... that seems like something fun to do with adoptees. :bonkhead:

Or a shock collar... just throwing it out there. I wonder if it's too late to get one for Cory.

eh, i'll adopt you, just don't do any of your business on my rug and we're fine

Ah, thank God I'm housebroken!

Kinky.

I personally prefer the alligator clips on the nipples, but hey I suppose I'm just old school that way.

adopt me?

Now, that's a winning pick up line. :bowdown:

Back off of my daughter, punk.

if it assuages you I'll use the brick so she won't remember it, however I can't say that it'll be good for her brain cells.