sure thing XO

Im willing to whore myself out to the highest bidder *clings to false hope*

I like how I totally neglect my one newbie who sticks around. I am sorry AngstMuffin.

You only have to feed me once a day, and I'm nearly 100% potty-trained :D

Anyone?
:laughing:

OHoh, newbie here!!!:) Hello, im friendly, ill be adopted by anyone, im not fussy:)

Im the perfect adoptee (i think thats the word??)

Ill do the mother ****ing job!

i'm new
please adopt me

x

I will adopt you if you quit spelling "Stooges" with a "d", I will mold you in my image and you will soon be a pervert of the highest distinction

^well, sorry, i dont always check my spelling on here, but i only did that once:).....mmm, do i really want to become a pervert??

Not "A Pervert"

"THE Pervert"

There is a difference

is there really ??
The Stoodges - there, see i can spell it right:)

Err no. There is no D in Stooges.

well am i feeling dumb.... i didnt even mean to do that....i guess i cant help it
the stooges the stooges the stooges

It's like I drive them away :( another one gone.

mmmmm,.....i'll let myself be adopted,...but only if you'll buy me a puppy

Okay, but you have to pinky promise cross your heart and hope to die stick a thousand needles in your eye you won't leave a week after I adopt you. I'll cry.

oh crowquill,....i've noted you tend to drive newbies away (well,....so you say atleast),....why do you think that is?

and i'd like a bassett hound,...thanks

I'm on the basset hound and I have no idea :( maybe I'm unadoptieable.

adopting is stupid ....

although the person who adopted me was cool but there is really no point of it

noticed its all girls who want to be adopted

i dont know that you would be unadoptieable,...as your not the one being adopted,.....maybe your,.....unfostering,....nonfostering,....the anti foster,.....


who knows,....

lucy,....i care not about,..the adoption,....i just want a puppy,....that and i'm tryin to build my post count so i can post links (its says i cant until i have 15),.....so until then i'll ramble,....

ps

i love lamp

http://i11.tinypic.com/819wz2a.jpg

And there is your dog.

i'll call him birdie,...in your honor,....

love live birdie,....

I don't know what happened to his tail...

hmmmmm,.....maybe he donated it to a good cause,...
like makeing tails for dogs who lost theirs in traffic accidents so they can feel more like a dog,....

That is exactly it <.<

crowiepoo,...sweetie,.....we are brilliant

Indie'd

so now that you've adopted me,....do i have to move to jesusland? cuz i dont even know where that is

It's by the beautiful mcmansions on a hill.

so yes,...i do have to move?

Yes, but it's a nice place, ben folds lives here.

does he?
what about the five? is the five there too?
i dont like to be crowded,....i'm kinda a princess like that,...lol

WEED RAINBOWS PUPPY DOGS BUNNIES FLOWERS PEACE AND LOVE and with that I remove the posts.

I also live there...Ethan and I are roomies..you'll have to get to know me as well.

great,...
i can already see how this is gonna turn out,....
i'm gonna end up barefoot and cleanin up after two smelly boys,...
wait,...make that three if you count ben folds (i dont even know if the five are there yet)

:)
but dont worry about the 5...we left them back in the 90s.

And good riddance to them. Ben was the only cool cat and he did all the work, the lazy bastards.