Adopt a Newbie!

right-track · 05-01-2009, 03:19 PM

I'll adopt you if you want...

~~coryallen2~~ · 05-01-2009, 03:20 PM

You hate me though. I don't want to be abused and have to post the names of every member of the fall since 1976. *cough* Urban *cough*

right-track · 05-01-2009, 03:21 PM

I'll take you under my wing and turn you into a well rounded member of MB...

~~coryallen2~~ · 05-01-2009, 03:23 PM

Alright. But don't pull no weird preist if you don't let me touch you i'll tell god type stuff. mmk?

right-track · 05-01-2009, 03:28 PM

^ mmm...detention centre flashbacks cory?

I'm warning you, I'm strict, but I'll knock those rough edges off you and by the time I've finished you'll be a respected member of MB...even if it kills you.

What's it gonna be.

a) take the opportunity to improve yourself as a member?

or

b) pass up the chance of an internet opprortunity of a lifetime and continue to be a much maligned and shunned individual of the community?

The choice is yours...

~~coryallen2~~ · 05-01-2009, 03:29 PM

No not the detention center. I had to fight tooth and nail to get liquid soap in there...true story and i'll take A. =D

right-track · 05-01-2009, 03:37 PM

OK here's the rules;

I'm limiting you to 15 posts per day.
10 in the Lounge and 5 on the Music forums.

Failure to adhere to these temporary rules will result in a days ban per post made over the allowed 15.

I forbid you to start any threads...failure to comply will result in a days ban for every thread made for the duration.

All your posts will be spellchecked. Firstly by yourself and secondly by me.
More than 5 spelling mistakes in your allotted daily amount of 15 will result in a one day ban.

Starting from now I will be monitoring your progress and post count via your CP.
I suggest you do the same.
Your daily allowance of 15 posts per day...starts now.

Good luck and don't let me down.

Antonio · 05-01-2009, 03:38 PM

nobody loves Antonio.....oh welll

*cocks shotgun*

~~coryallen2~~ · 05-01-2009, 03:40 PM

OK I have questions.

1.) How long am I limited?

2.) Does editing my posts that already are posted count?(My album reviews ect.ect)

3.) Does my allowance get booted up for good behavior?

4.) Does any of this count for visitor messages/pm's?

5.) I just screwed myself did'nt I?

Christ antonio not that way. Use a tommy gun. =D.

Antonio · 05-01-2009, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by coryallen2

Christ antonio not that way. Use a tommy gun. =D.

oh ok thanks

*cocks tommy gun*

05-01-2009, 03:19 PM	#581 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	I'll adopt you if you want...

05-01-2009, 03:20 PM	#582 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	You hate me though. I don't want to be abused and have to post the names of every member of the fall since 1976. cough Urban cough

05-01-2009, 03:21 PM	#583 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	I'll take you under my wing and turn you into a well rounded member of MB...

05-01-2009, 03:23 PM	#584 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	Alright. But don't pull no weird preist if you don't let me touch you i'll tell god type stuff. mmk?

05-01-2009, 03:28 PM	#585 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	^ mmm...detention centre flashbacks cory? I'm warning you, I'm strict, but I'll knock those rough edges off you and by the time I've finished you'll be a respected member of MB...even if it kills you. What's it gonna be. a) take the opportunity to improve yourself as a member? or b) pass up the chance of an internet opprortunity of a lifetime and continue to be a much maligned and shunned individual of the community? The choice is yours...

05-01-2009, 03:29 PM	#586 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	No not the detention center. I had to fight tooth and nail to get liquid soap in there...true story and i'll take A. =D

05-01-2009, 03:37 PM	#587 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	OK here's the rules; I'm limiting you to 15 posts per day. 10 in the Lounge and 5 on the Music forums. Failure to adhere to these temporary rules will result in a days ban per post made over the allowed 15. I forbid you to start any threads...failure to comply will result in a days ban for every thread made for the duration. All your posts will be spellchecked. Firstly by yourself and secondly by me. More than 5 spelling mistakes in your allotted daily amount of 15 will result in a one day ban. Starting from now I will be monitoring your progress and post count via your CP. I suggest you do the same. Your daily allowance of 15 posts per day...starts now. Good luck and don't let me down.

05-01-2009, 03:40 PM	#589 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	OK I have questions. 1.) How long am I limited? 2.) Does editing my posts that already are posted count?(My album reviews ect.ect) 3.) Does my allowance get booted up for good behavior? 4.) Does any of this count for visitor messages/pm's? 5.) I just screwed myself did'nt I? Christ antonio not that way. Use a tommy gun. =D.