Right on, i just joined and i have no clue what so ever about how this forum works, so some guidence would be dope. Music wise i enjoy everything from cloudy and gloomy beats and instrumentals to jazz and metall, mostly keep an open mind though i really ****ing hate mainstream house, thats about it.

ha ha im down to be adopted

This all depends... Are the newbies house trained? Are they neutered?

Nope and nope.

I fear for the life of any new members that are adopted by the other members here. It'll be a forum of circle jerking hipsters that make music nobody wants to listen to.







Oh wait...

^^^^^^ daaaaaaaaaayyyyuuuummmmm

^It would behoove you to not act like a tool, n00b.

Nah, I'd gladly kill at least 3/4 of this forum.

Bitch your humour has killed 3/4s of this forum.

Sure, I'll gladly put myself for adoptions to one of you weirdos.

Seeing as I can't give you a sad puppy look nor have you proven your worth to any adoption agency why don't we settle which of you strangers is going to be my Daddy/Mommy/Tranny with a simple question.

Who is the Original Creator of Metal?

(Hint: They went deaf)

Imma just sell you to the batlord.

Roxy, are you sure you understand the meaning of my question? It's actually not really about metal....

On the other hand Batlord as a mentor sounds like a barrel of fun so yeah, sell me to him, I'll remind him to check my teeth before he accepts though.

rekt.

No I didn't understand **** I just like to make money....He pays top dollar for n000bs.

Good. 3/4 of this forum are whiny bitches.

Listen to Manowar, stop eating vegetables, start smoking cigarettes, and we can begin.

Well Batlord, if I swore off vegetables my Vegan girlfriend would kill me, if I started smoking I wouldn't be able to cultivate my massive voice properly. I did try some Manowar though and thought it kicked some ass.

On the one hand I would think all that might preclude me from being your protégé However, I should think that completely bowing to all your demands is a sign of weakness and is an instant fail.

BTW, for some reason I ended up seeing your drunken StarCraft LP (Not the whole way through, GOD NO) So yeah... After witnessing some of that... You're about as impressive to me as a mongoloid toddler ****ting their pants but I'll still be your Noob if you like.

:clap::clap::clap:

I like this guy

First of all, you should eat a puppy in front of your vegan girlfriend, and secondly, cigarettes will just make your voice sound more gravelly and badass. You don't wanna sound like some whiny bitch hipster with a nasal infection, do you?

I knew it was a mistake putting that in my sig. But now you see before you the beautiful life of my padawans: drinking, gaming, and camwhoring.

What kind of pussy donut is scared of his vegan girlfriend?! Methinks you might actually benefit from some Batlord mentoring.

Josh's situation must be worse than I thought if you and I are on the same page.

How about I eat her cat? She loves that thing...

As for sounding like a whiny bitch with a nasal infection... well, one of these days you'll hear me and realise I don't need no cigs to sound badass. That's the thing with heldentenors, we soar and roar!

Haha, yeah I used to LP a little but I gave it up, I've as much chance of being the next Pewdiepie as the next Bieber. Which is none, because I'm not a C U N T.

Anyway, does this make me your Gimp or what?

I suggest you start with an herbivore who has a lower chance of eating you before you eat it.

I approve. Makes sure the head is still attached, so that she can ascribe some kind of emotion to the corpse.

I normally wouldn't approve of opera, but Der Ring des Nibelungen is pretty badass.

What can I say. I'm a shameless narcissist. Whether or not I have any talent, I was still born to be a camwhore.

I'm not so much about the masks, but if you're cool with dressing up like a pretty girl then we're good.

So my Master, how begins this journey forth through MB and beyond? What teachings must I learn? What tenets must I obey? What heathens must I crucify and most importantly, what Epic, hardcore, melt-your-face metal must I listen to?

What the **** is going on here?

Don't worry; you're just in time for the part where Batlord decides to initiate this newbie prison-shower style

I've known Batlord for years and he's never tried that on me.

I'm disappointed. Time to kill this noob.

Bring it.

:ar_15s:

Perhaps in that dynamic, Batlord prefers you be the "initiator"?

Last time I tried that, all it got me was a lonely cold shower and tears of disappointment.

'tis better to give than to receive.

Well, you better start drinking, cause no matter how much you try, I won't ever make sense while you're sober. After that, just start being asinine and irritating all the time. It will isolate you from your fellow man, while also giving you a perverse sense of pleasure from their moderate distress. After that, if you're still alive and employed, then I'll probably have to start asking you for advice.

And as for metal...


Sludge Metal


Folk Metal (or some ****, I don't know)


Psychedelic Doom Metal


Early Metalcore


Industrial Black Metal


Grindcore

I'm being nice to a n00b! This only happens once a year, so shut your dick hole!

Tomorrow's lesson: burgers that require pubes vs. those that require piss.

I don't... think I've ever pissed in anybody's drink, but... no I'm thinking about someone else's story. So yeah, never pissed in anybody's food/drink before.

I don't like it. Be mean or I'll burn your comic books.

You live all the way in Seattle, you stupid ****, and I know you're too poor to afford a plane ticket. You ain't got **** on me, bitch.

That's more like it. Now spread your ass cheeks. Im going in.

Your dick barely goes past your zipper, let alone across the country. I'm not impressed.

I hate to interrupt your foreplay but I thought I'd mention that all this metal is seriously awesome, makes me want to play guitar again and **** around with the effects.