Why is it that every contact you have with me has to have a thinly-disguised vein of sneering, disdain or sarcasm in it? What did I ever do to you? I am NOT looking for a "pat on the back" so just get off mine okay? Every time I make any sort of suggestion you're there to sneer at me and I'm getting pretty damn tired of it. All I said was I don't feel I should be the one setting anything up without backing/approval/authority and you've somehow made it into this just to fit your own little twisted idea of who I am.

Maybe you just need to work on your own people skills or communication but your sneering is really beginning to wear old with me, so I'm asking you nicely to stop it. I'm doing all I can to be civil to you. I don't like you, but I don't take every opportunity to put you down either, so kindly do me the same courtesy. We have to share this forum together so the least we can do is be tolerant of each other.

Does that sound like a deal?

The bolded part is the reason why you read into things more than they are. I'm not trying to sneer at you and yes I can be sarcastic at times but that's kind of hard for me to dial back because I'm so used to doing it. Every thing I said, I genuinely meant it. I have good intentions for this I swear. You might not like me but please see through your hatred and continue with this idea. Since you also don't like me I guess you don't want support from me to do this idea but you also have Misspoptart up there that has co-signed it and would also like you to head up the project for the newbies.

If anyone would like to adopt me, please let me know. New and looking for some guidance :)

I'm adoptable. Introduction.

I adopted Christine already if someone wants to take Texas on their wing go ahead. If not, I will as well.

I'll adopt up only if I can smack-yo-up-side-the-head when you get out of line.

Yeah I wouldn't mind.

Thanks!

Doesn't look like people do this much anymore but....adopt me?

I wouldn't mind having a mentor, as long as we got along musically, anyway

we get along musically

who wanna be my Pele Massa

let's do it

I've only been here for two weeks, so I wouldn't mind having a mentor.

So who's down to be my mentor?

What do you expect out of a Mentor? Also if someone chooses to be your mentor will you all of a sudden stop posting?

What kind of help do you want from a Mentor?

:thumb:

I wouldn't mind having a mentor. As long they are nice/good people and we get along music wise then I'll be happy. And perhaps give me some advice on music-like stuff.

I wanna mentor too. My parents were s**t and I need guidance, preferably by someone wise and insightful. If there's anyone on these boards like Buddha or Lao Tzu or Confucius, I will gladly accept them as my teacher. I need to learn how to behave in society, hell I don't even know how to behave on the internet. I'm a misfit and self-exiled, social outcast.

Someone Adopt Me :D!
 

I created an account a few minutes ago. I was advised to put myself up for adoption.

Find someone who can cater for my musical tastes and is a friendly person.
Here's a link to my introduction thread: musicbanter.com/introductions/72752-im-new-here.html#post1378535 . (Sorry for the inconvenience, but I have to make 15 posts before I can use a hyperlink.)

Advised by whom?

honetly i have some mommy isues and if any big breasted women would like to adopt and breastfeed me just lemme know thanks

PM's are welcome! (Only, to dudes, sorry girls).
 

My bucket list:

•A wise man
•Humorous
•Different
•Originality
•University level
•Available
•Older (40)
•Respectful
•Humble
•Private

A man that can teach me all about the bible. Seriously. willing to learn from a powerful man.

This seems fun. :p: Adopt me if you wish. :)

Hey, would love a mentor. I like Rock, "indie" rock, pop/punk & rock influences of the 90s with a variety of awesome current bands. Singing for 1 year. Ukulele 1 year, Guitar 9 months, Bass 2 weeks, Piano 1 week. Focusrite 2i4, Audio Technica at2020, Amps and such. Looking for help and other things...been working hard.

im not too cool for a mentor.

I think Dulce has left us forever. But cheers for the link, I'm gonna bag me a Christian!

this calls for celebration!

never mind

http://gifs.gifbin.com/reverse-1235047774_champagne.gif

Haha. What's wrong with Christians? They forgive us our sins and I'm a sinner.

Christian couple's first dates would be hilarious.

Anyway, I think if we celebrate that Dulce left us, were a little bit nasty.After all, according to her, he was devil so it's not good to make her angry

I'm just not ready for Christian-style celebrations.

I can't even square dance. :(

I need an adult.

when can I start a thread!!!??? I'm a newbie today!

I wouldn't mind being adopted....Just not but the guy in the picture ^. He seems like he is happy enough

Just as soon as you send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay!

Im ready to be adopted, im lost :)

Are you guys still doing this?

Newbie needs help!
 

:wave:

I am currently promoting a clients new digital release and I am stumped as to what genre I should be primarily showcasing his music?? I have listed under categories available "Jazz/Swing/Lounge" BUT, I am not sure?

Can i post his music?

I just saw this are you all still doing this?