Anyone wanna adopt me? :shycouch:

What fruit would you rather dance with and why?

Dragon Fruit. They look like they know how to party.

(I apologise if, in imagining gigantic fruits & assigning them personalities, I've come across as insane... It's been a very long day...)

Be careful what you wish for, emily.... :D
https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/im...e-eVLi27vO97FR
(Although in fairness I should point out my fangs are not what they used to be --- oomph! Dropped 'em 'gain. 'orry!) :o:

:yeah: Now where should we get started?

No clue. At all. But here's a good tip, the Shoutbox, a general chat thingy for all members, is at the very bottom of the page on the home page. That's a good way to get to know people and talk about whatever. Members frequently post links to our tinychat home, where we hang out, share songs, and talk about stuff. Sometimes we show off our ugly mugs on camera, sometimes not. I highly suggest using the shoutbox, makes it way easier to become a part of the community.

At the top of your page, right under the MB banner there is a "new posts" button. This is great, it shows you what threads are in current discussion and whatnot. Also allows you to quickly and easily see what's new, and see a bunch of threads you might never otherwise know about.

Hope that helps! Those are two things I wish someone had told me when I was a newb! :)

Did I pass the adoption test?

Never mind, it appears my question was answered in my intro thread :)

thanks anyway dident think anyone would respond

i'll adopt you

PM me if you have any queries

Sorry, Mister Duck, she's already taken. :D

oh sorry, i read through your reply too quickly

Don't despair! Howard wanted to adopt emily, but I had already done so, and so I'll leave the first choice to him. If he won't/can't/doesn't want to then I'll adopt you. You WILL of course have to undergo a severe psychological and emotional examination, you understand... :D:D:D

:tramp:
So, what happens now...?

2 dads?

Bit of confusion here. I've adopted emily. I was talking about 420vegasdave, who seemed upset he hadn't been adopted. I said you might want to take him up, but if not then I will. Mind you, like everyone I'm sure I have very little idea what all of this entails, other than being brought my morning coffee every day! :D

I wanna be adopted >.< I hate being an MB orphan D:

Refer back to my post two pages ago. It's the only advice I can give if I adopt you.

If Howard tells you he has candy, call the police?

Homeless newbie here! Will work for mentorship!

Seeking someone to show me the dark arts of MB forums!

i only have black Casanova magic, though

hey i'm J-RoD and i'm a noob and i'm down for being adopted. i really wanna get into collaborations with artists and get into some good conversations! i'm largely into hip-hop but love when rappers collaborate with other genres. i rap, write, record, perform, produce, compose, i have 2 years experience on college radio, and i dj. hope this helps!

i'm sick of the ordeal

i'd rather conceive than adopt

I want to adopt someone again. My heart is so broken after the amount of noobs who flew the nest :(

All my daughters and sons have left me!

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I have even lost my parents :(.

Hey there, cool people!

The "READ ME!" thread said to come here because apprenticeships are good and helpful for new members, and being one myself I thought I might perhaps give it a go. I was going to talk a bit about myself here, but decided against it in light of (yet another mildly redundant) Introduction thread, so as I don't make this post too long or go Off-Topic. Is anyone up for teaching me the ways of the forums?

Kegger at Fetching's!

Omg, I think I just discovered the American version of an Empty. Best day ever.

What does that even mean? :confused:

Anyone want to adopt me? I can become a prodigy at something, and make you a buttload of money, and then you can abandon me when I'm older. It's a win-win for us both.

Can't give up an opportunity like that. You're officially adopted. Now, go clean my bathroom and make me some food. Not necessarily in that order.

Haha XD Yay! Okay, I'll be sure to clean the bathroom first, make you some food, and then wash my hands. :D

You are an evil mastermind. We'll get along just fine ;)

Ohh man, I blew my cover. I thought I had my innocent persona down pat. But, yes, yes we shall.

it means that the parents are out the house, in effect leaving you with an 'empty' house.

I'm keen to become someone's apprentice; is anyone up for teaching me the ways of the forums?

Sure. I've never really understood how this whole adoption thing is supposed to work but feel free to ask me if you have any questions or if you need help with anything. :)

Me either, but I think that's basically it.