Yay! Thanks..I will be forever indebted to you. :D

I need to be adopted, I'm not so good at intros ;--;

Highly energetic male Kraken seeking female Yoda - anyone interested? though given my uber noob status, I think I can settle for now on a normal and decent individual! humm... I mean.. no fat chicks! ;)

P.S.
How does this work exactly? I bring you coffee and you bring me complaints?
or are we talking about a none negotiable agreement where you do all the talking, I do all the nodding, and we both pretend someone else broke it?
Potential psycho going once?.... ;-)

I'll take you on board kid.

What about me?! am I to be masterless forever?! Snob ;) just kidding!

I didn't think I matched your criteria of being a female yoda, so leave you unadopted I did.
However, if you're planning on sticking around, I'll take you under my tasty wing.

Oh sure. Make up excuses. Its because ive gotten fat, right?... RIGHT?! Don't worry about it man! I was joking. I didn't get offended :) besides. Your too young for me anyhow, baby. Your what? 18? 20? unfortunately, as much as do like my women young and tight... i`m too old to handle that. Its my back. It aint what it used to be. 5 minutes in bed and I get an ulcer. Not to mention my wallet... god how young women love those wallets..

Anyhow. Don't take me seriously on this:-) and so far i`m still checking out my options here. This seems like a fun place to be at!

mankycaaant: A young, tight, gold digging woman ;)

yea ^^, thank you n.n

Oh my! And here I was sure that he was a young dude named Chris. No. Wait. I get it now... Christina... ;)

Ive been a member since 09 and Im still a newb. LOL

Oh my goodness, child, some may argue that, that`s a good thing! ;)

LOL, I totally read that in a creepy micheal Jackson voice.


Where the feck did my noob go?

Need a new n00b?

Well I'm unavailable, I'm too hipster to have a mentor. Unless I need a mentor in order to become a mentor, in which case I may or may not pick one.

Luke, I am your father

Oh I didn't know you were into Lord of the Rings.

:laughing:

You can stay

Are you siamese twins? Why the fuck can't you both have different avatars, it gets confusing!

WWWP also has that av. I think it's part of a movement against Ki (Milano) because he criticized the size of Urban's avatar in the Spill Your Guts Thread.

Hi, looking for a mentor. I'm a teenager, enjoy rap, rock and acoustic, enjoy debate and prefer clean stuff when possible.

>likes rap
>prefers stuff to be clean

Is that even possible?

Also, hi. Have a good time here and find a good mentor for yerself.

I'm available to mentor. Not sure what it entails, but if I can show off all my musical knowledge and share my experience of here, and manage to get another kid hooked on this crack of ours, then I'm in! Just tell me what to do.

Oh, and can I be like Bender in Futurama and have a whole gaggle of noobs trailing after me? Whaddya mean, the govt won't pay me??? :D

TH
(Which I guess could stand for Teach Him. Or Her. Or Too Hot. Or...) :)

why don't some newb go the other way around and adopt a not-so-newbie like me?

You DO realise, don't you Howard, that mentor spelt backwards is, um, torment? :D:D:D (well, almost)

in the midst of adopting ~dreamer~

May I please be adopted by a cool and responsible human?

I'm not sure if I'm allowed have more than one newb, but if that's not a problem then I'll certainly offer myself up as an adopter...

nope, no limits

i have three

Hello, I would like to be adopted. :shycouch:
I have made a thread in the introductions forum, and I would be interested in learning new things.

Adoption has been offered, awaiting reply... :)

I have been adopted. Thanks, Trollheart.

The government claims I'm not fit for adoption since my last...mishap.

Don't sweat it Exo. Ah sure, they were only nuns! :D

all of the children i adopted don't use the forum, can i disown them?

I want to be adopted! :tramp:

Hey I love that song "Here is no Why", Smashing Pumpkins used to be my favorite band.

But i am also for adoption, anyone?

This place is scary, and I need someone to guide me through the dark alleys of MB. Please adopt me.

I have no idea what it means, but I'll adopt you, Friend. Just don't embarrass me in front of the neighbors with your damn friends and their hijinks and whatnot.

And yet another foolish n00b allows him/herself to be drawn into a dark alley, never to be seen again.