I'll adopt you just because I like your namesake.

FactoryGirl, your name reminds me of one of my favorite Flogging Molly songs. I'm sure that's definitely not why you chose it, but hell yeah anyway!

Someone adopt me, I ain't trouble.

My adopter totally abandoned me.

Ha! You were abandoned. Bastard in a basket.

Anyway, adopt me nao plz. kthx

Ugh, I watched There Will Be Blood last night and that line was in there...
Gave me the chills just now.

That movie gives me nightmares whilst awake. :o

Srsly though, that end part might be scarier than any horror movie I've seen. Evar. And adoptz me ppl.

I'll adopt you. But I must warn you, I'm the mom that's never home but leaves you burnt pot pies in the oven for dinner.

That's my favorite kind of mom. I don't eat em anyway. <3

Alright then. You're adopted. Idk what happens now.

I think you're supposed to teach me lessons and things about the forum, but I'm not one to complain. I think.