Originally Posted by Scnowyy (Post 1893136)

Newbie here, looking to sell my soul.

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1893179)

*whips out a contract* You fight for Ori, now.

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1893179)

*whips out a contract* You fight for Ori, now.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1893200)

But you sling for The Batlord. It's in the fine print.

Originally Posted by Scnowyy (Post 1893215)

'Til the day I die.



If we're talking dealing drugs, I can hook you up with some of that anhydrous ammonia. I can say with confidence that once you try that, you'll never try anything else for the rest of your life... or do anything else for the rest of your life.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1893311)

I don't give a **** what you sell or who you sell it to, but I get 90% and you say my name out loud you wake up in a landfill. Dead.

Originally Posted by Scnowyy (Post 1893331)

Deal, now where do I sign?

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1893337)

You've never sold drugs before have you?

Originally Posted by Scnowyy (Post 1893367)

Whaaaaaat, I TOTALLY know the uh, deets of the streets as they say... Right?

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1893380)

You are totally gonna end up in a landfill.

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1893400)

Batty, for ****'s sake think of the planet! Just recycle him into a spammer, get him banned, and walk away.