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Old 05-18-2016, 12:05 PM   #2231 (permalink)
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Perhaps in that dynamic, Batlord prefers you be the "initiator"?
'tis better to give than to receive.
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I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good
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Old 05-18-2016, 12:09 PM   #2232 (permalink)
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So my Master, how begins this journey forth through MB and beyond? What teachings must I learn? What tenets must I obey? What heathens must I crucify and most importantly, what Epic, hardcore, melt-your-face metal must I listen to?
Well, you better start drinking, cause no matter how much you try, I won't ever make sense while you're sober. After that, just start being asinine and irritating all the time. It will isolate you from your fellow man, while also giving you a perverse sense of pleasure from their moderate distress. After that, if you're still alive and employed, then I'll probably have to start asking you for advice.

And as for metal...


Sludge Metal


Folk Metal (or some ****, I don't know)


Psychedelic Doom Metal


Early Metalcore


Industrial Black Metal


Grindcore
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-18-2016, 12:13 PM   #2233 (permalink)
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What the **** is going on here?
I'm being nice to a n00b! This only happens once a year, so shut your dick hole!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-18-2016, 12:13 PM   #2234 (permalink)
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Tomorrow's lesson: burgers that require pubes vs. those that require piss.
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Old 05-18-2016, 12:15 PM   #2235 (permalink)
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Tomorrow's lesson: burgers that require pubes vs. those that require piss.
I don't... think I've ever pissed in anybody's drink, but... no I'm thinking about someone else's story. So yeah, never pissed in anybody's food/drink before.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-18-2016, 12:17 PM   #2236 (permalink)
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I'm being nice to a n00b! This only happens once a year, so shut your dick hole!
I don't like it. Be mean or I'll burn your comic books.
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Old 05-18-2016, 12:18 PM   #2237 (permalink)
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I don't like it. Be mean or I'll burn your comic books.
You live all the way in Seattle, you stupid ****, and I know you're too poor to afford a plane ticket. You ain't got **** on me, bitch.
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You live all the way in Seattle, you stupid ****, and I know you're too poor to afford a plane ticket. You ain't got **** on me, bitch.
That's more like it. Now spread your ass cheeks. Im going in.
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Old 05-18-2016, 12:34 PM   #2239 (permalink)
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That's more like it. Now spread your ass cheeks. Im going in.
Your dick barely goes past your zipper, let alone across the country. I'm not impressed.
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Old 05-18-2016, 12:39 PM   #2240 (permalink)
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Your dick barely goes past your zipper, let alone across the country. I'm not impressed.
I hate to interrupt your foreplay but I thought I'd mention that all this metal is seriously awesome, makes me want to play guitar again and **** around with the effects.
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