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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard
05-18-2016 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger
(Post 1699266)
Perhaps in that dynamic, Batlord prefers you be the "initiator"?
'tis better to give than to receive.
The Batlord
05-18-2016 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Josh93248
(Post 1699256)
So my Master, how begins this journey forth through MB and beyond? What teachings must I learn? What tenets must I obey? What heathens must I crucify and most importantly, what Epic, hardcore, melt-your-face metal must I listen to?
Well, you better start drinking, cause no matter how much you try, I won't ever make sense while you're sober. After that, just start being asinine and irritating all the time. It will isolate you from your fellow man, while also giving you a perverse sense of pleasure from their moderate distress. After that, if you're still alive and employed, then I'll probably have to start asking you for advice.
And as for metal...
Sludge Metal
Folk Metal (or some ****, I don't know)
Psychedelic Doom Metal
Early Metalcore
Industrial Black Metal
Grindcore
The Batlord
05-18-2016 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Ki
(Post 1699257)
What the **** is going on here?
I'm being nice to a n00b! This only happens once a year, so shut your dick hole!
ChelseaDagger
05-18-2016 11:13 AM
Tomorrow's lesson: burgers that require pubes vs. those that require piss.
The Batlord
05-18-2016 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger
(Post 1699278)
Tomorrow's lesson: burgers that require pubes vs. those that require piss.
I don't... think I've ever pissed in anybody's drink, but... no I'm thinking about someone else's story. So yeah, never pissed in anybody's food/drink before.
Key
05-18-2016 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
(Post 1699277)
I'm being nice to a n00b! This only happens once a year, so shut your dick hole!
I don't like it. Be mean or I'll burn your comic books.
The Batlord
05-18-2016 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Ki
(Post 1699280)
I don't like it. Be mean or I'll burn your comic books.
You live all the way in Seattle, you stupid ****, and I know you're too poor to afford a plane ticket. You ain't got **** on me, bitch.
Key
05-18-2016 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
(Post 1699282)
You live all the way in Seattle, you stupid ****, and I know you're too poor to afford a plane ticket. You ain't got **** on me, bitch.
That's more like it. Now spread your ass cheeks. Im going in.
The Batlord
05-18-2016 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Ki
(Post 1699285)
That's more like it. Now spread your ass cheeks. Im going in.
Your dick barely goes past your zipper, let alone across the country. I'm not impressed.
Josh93248
05-18-2016 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
(Post 1699290)
Your dick barely goes past your zipper, let alone across the country. I'm not impressed.
I hate to interrupt your foreplay but I thought I'd mention that all this metal is seriously awesome, makes me want to play guitar again and **** around with the effects.
