How about I eat her cat? She loves that thing...

As for sounding like a whiny bitch with a nasal infection... well, one of these days you'll hear me and realise I don't need no cigs to sound badass. That's the thing with heldentenors, we soar and roar!

Haha, yeah I used to LP a little but I gave it up, I've as much chance of being the next Pewdiepie as the next Bieber. Which is none, because I'm not a C U N T.

Anyway, does this make me your Gimp or what?

I suggest you start with an herbivore who has a lower chance of eating you before you eat it.

I approve. Makes sure the head is still attached, so that she can ascribe some kind of emotion to the corpse.

I normally wouldn't approve of opera, but Der Ring des Nibelungen is pretty badass.

What can I say. I'm a shameless narcissist. Whether or not I have any talent, I was still born to be a camwhore.

I'm not so much about the masks, but if you're cool with dressing up like a pretty girl then we're good.

So my Master, how begins this journey forth through MB and beyond? What teachings must I learn? What tenets must I obey? What heathens must I crucify and most importantly, what Epic, hardcore, melt-your-face metal must I listen to?

What the **** is going on here?

Don't worry; you're just in time for the part where Batlord decides to initiate this newbie prison-shower style

I've known Batlord for years and he's never tried that on me.

I'm disappointed. Time to kill this noob.

Bring it.

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Perhaps in that dynamic, Batlord prefers you be the "initiator"?

Last time I tried that, all it got me was a lonely cold shower and tears of disappointment.