Imma just sell you to the batlord.

Roxy, are you sure you understand the meaning of my question? It's actually not really about metal....

On the other hand Batlord as a mentor sounds like a barrel of fun so yeah, sell me to him, I'll remind him to check my teeth before he accepts though.

rekt.

No I didn't understand **** I just like to make money....He pays top dollar for n000bs.

Good. 3/4 of this forum are whiny bitches.

Listen to Manowar, stop eating vegetables, start smoking cigarettes, and we can begin.

Well Batlord, if I swore off vegetables my Vegan girlfriend would kill me, if I started smoking I wouldn't be able to cultivate my massive voice properly. I did try some Manowar though and thought it kicked some ass.

On the one hand I would think all that might preclude me from being your protégé However, I should think that completely bowing to all your demands is a sign of weakness and is an instant fail.

BTW, for some reason I ended up seeing your drunken StarCraft LP (Not the whole way through, GOD NO) So yeah... After witnessing some of that... You're about as impressive to me as a mongoloid toddler ****ting their pants but I'll still be your Noob if you like.

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I like this guy

First of all, you should eat a puppy in front of your vegan girlfriend, and secondly, cigarettes will just make your voice sound more gravelly and badass. You don't wanna sound like some whiny bitch hipster with a nasal infection, do you?

I knew it was a mistake putting that in my sig. But now you see before you the beautiful life of my padawans: drinking, gaming, and camwhoring.

What kind of pussy donut is scared of his vegan girlfriend?! Methinks you might actually benefit from some Batlord mentoring.

Josh's situation must be worse than I thought if you and I are on the same page.