Right on, i just joined and i have no clue what so ever about how this forum works, so some guidence would be dope. Music wise i enjoy everything from cloudy and gloomy beats and instrumentals to jazz and metall, mostly keep an open mind though i really ****ing hate mainstream house, thats about it.

ha ha im down to be adopted

This all depends... Are the newbies house trained? Are they neutered?

Nope and nope.

I fear for the life of any new members that are adopted by the other members here. It'll be a forum of circle jerking hipsters that make music nobody wants to listen to.







Oh wait...

^^^^^^ daaaaaaaaaayyyyuuuummmmm

^It would behoove you to not act like a tool, n00b.

Nah, I'd gladly kill at least 3/4 of this forum.

Bitch your humour has killed 3/4s of this forum.

Sure, I'll gladly put myself for adoptions to one of you weirdos.

Seeing as I can't give you a sad puppy look nor have you proven your worth to any adoption agency why don't we settle which of you strangers is going to be my Daddy/Mommy/Tranny with a simple question.

Who is the Original Creator of Metal?

(Hint: They went deaf)