Seeking someone to show me the dark arts of MB forums!

i only have black Casanova magic, though

hey i'm J-RoD and i'm a noob and i'm down for being adopted. i really wanna get into collaborations with artists and get into some good conversations! i'm largely into hip-hop but love when rappers collaborate with other genres. i rap, write, record, perform, produce, compose, i have 2 years experience on college radio, and i dj. hope this helps!

i'm sick of the ordeal

i'd rather conceive than adopt

I want to adopt someone again. My heart is so broken after the amount of noobs who flew the nest :(

All my daughters and sons have left me!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8...vlgho1_250.gif

I have even lost my parents :(.

Hey there, cool people!

The "READ ME!" thread said to come here because apprenticeships are good and helpful for new members, and being one myself I thought I might perhaps give it a go. I was going to talk a bit about myself here, but decided against it in light of (yet another mildly redundant) Introduction thread, so as I don't make this post too long or go Off-Topic. Is anyone up for teaching me the ways of the forums?

Kegger at Fetching's!

Omg, I think I just discovered the American version of an Empty. Best day ever.