Yay! Thanks..I will be forever indebted to you. :D

I need to be adopted, I'm not so good at intros ;--;

Highly energetic male Kraken seeking female Yoda - anyone interested? though given my uber noob status, I think I can settle for now on a normal and decent individual! humm... I mean.. no fat chicks! ;)

P.S.
How does this work exactly? I bring you coffee and you bring me complaints?
or are we talking about a none negotiable agreement where you do all the talking, I do all the nodding, and we both pretend someone else broke it?
Potential psycho going once?.... ;-)

I'll take you on board kid.

What about me?! am I to be masterless forever?! Snob ;) just kidding!

I didn't think I matched your criteria of being a female yoda, so leave you unadopted I did.
However, if you're planning on sticking around, I'll take you under my tasty wing.

Oh sure. Make up excuses. Its because ive gotten fat, right?... RIGHT?! Don't worry about it man! I was joking. I didn't get offended :) besides. Your too young for me anyhow, baby. Your what? 18? 20? unfortunately, as much as do like my women young and tight... i`m too old to handle that. Its my back. It aint what it used to be. 5 minutes in bed and I get an ulcer. Not to mention my wallet... god how young women love those wallets..

Anyhow. Don't take me seriously on this:-) and so far i`m still checking out my options here. This seems like a fun place to be at!

mankycaaant: A young, tight, gold digging woman ;)

yea ^^, thank you n.n

Oh my! And here I was sure that he was a young dude named Chris. No. Wait. I get it now... Christina... ;)