If I'm adopted I expect an icecream every day...

(just kidding...a beer would do just fine ;) )

A thrash fan with cravings for beer? I'll adopt you in that case if you want, but you can fuck off if you're expecting any of my beer :laughing:

The last n00b I adopted hasn't posted once since I adopted him.




I'M A BAD MOTHER.

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so your female :D?

You're bad at this game.

no im good. im on the ball. i know your female now. no matter what :D.

So what would you do if you found out I was male? xD

call you a hermaphrodite :(

I'm intrigued by the above conversation.


Anddddd

Now I feel like bein adopted.

Pick me, pick me! I can do stuff!

To spice up my chances:
1. I have recently (three days ago) had a tumor removed. It was the size of a cherry pit. It was on my middle finger. I am permanently flipping off the world untill it heals.
2. I wish I were a pompous ***.
3. I'll do the truffle shuffle for you.
4.I am a loyal sheep.
5. I taste like smoked pork barbeque. Trust me.
6. I can puff out my chest and scare away predators.
7. I am highly territorial towards aggressive animals.
8. I won't "mark" your floor.
9. I have had a knife plunge into my hand and not realize it for fifteen minutes.
10. Were I to grow my full beard, it would rival Grizzly Adams'.

Wonderful... >.>

I'n interested in this. I'll adopt or be adopted, since I think I qualify for both:D

You're so not new. xD

Anymore.

I think.

But maybe I'll adopt you.

Who are you?
What's you're favourite colour?

Sweet I have a mom. My names Story I like orange and stuff. I'm sure we'll get along:D

Yayayayay. =33

I adopted a couple earlier, but I don't see them around anymore.

.. I just can't go through it again.

It happens to the best of us. I adopted, and they never came back. I'm sorry you had to experience that. =3

no, it just happens to bad parents :D

Hey now, a parent is a parent, good or bad. :P

Just for that, you're adopting storymilo with me.

Now he's going to grow up with lesbian parents.

a noob cant adopt a noob. its tradition. :(

Oh wow. I didn't know you were that new.

I figured maybe march new.

Fail. =P

N00b.
You can be his sister.

Or something like that.

And no incest please!

nope, middle of last month i think :tramp:

:yikes:

Gross. xD

You know I think Lateralus might have adopted me earlier, but she probably forgot because a couple other noobs volunteered too. So I have two moms and a sister!

Hahaha. Nice. xD

The other kids must really take the piss.

Hay, fellas.

Erm, I probably don't really need this all that much, since I'm well acquainted with forums similar in nature to this one. But, to make sure I don't make a fool of myself or bother anyone in my time here, would anyone like to adopt me and show me the ways of the world? I promise I'll be a good kid. Do my homework, come home on time, etc.

I'd be real grateful. :love:

Yayay. I'll adopt you. xD

not again :o: how many children do you have :D? haha

Two.

And I indirectly adopted you.

So three.

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I have a mummy and a daddy :)

=P What?

ive got a mum & a dad now :)

Who's the dad? I've got two moms (AwwSugar and Lateralus) which means my parents must have divorced and then AwwSugar had you with someone else...

Gawd. Don't make me sound like such a whore. xD

At least you take care of your children:D

Yes. Now go finish your chores.

Yay, a forum mommy of my own~ :love:

Mm. I'll be adding yew. ^_^