I'd be happy to address any questions or concerns that you have, as well as introduce you to some new members. But admittedly, I've got a penchant for confrontations and will eventually get banned, so adoption is probably not in the cards lol.

Allow me to be your father. I will lead you to my level of forum legend.

I will teach you how to be a champion at passive aggressive arguing and how to successfully troll tinychats. I will tell you who the winners and losers of MB are. I will

Let's sign the adoption papers. I'm also in the higher-than-average area for chances of getting banned. So keep in mind you could end up an orphan.

If you're their dad, make sure to tell them to watch out for Urban. He's the creepy uncle that nobody trusts their kids around :shycouch:

@AngelofMusic1- A fellow Phantom of the Opera fan, I see. Respect.

Please tell me that I'm a winner.

Adopt me.... please.

I don't want to be adopted by anyone who doesnt know the difference between
newb and noob.

Really hoping to make some friends with fellow musicians here! Someone adopt me? Please? (:

i'm still pretty heartbroken by my one and only adoptee who left

let me sulk for a little while more

you can befriend me if you like

Adopt me, please. I'm potty-trained!