I'll adopt one of you, if you are interested?

lastfm says Elliott Smith and Radiohead and Sigur Ros? dibsdibsdibsdibs

I don't want kids in real life either.

Im a newbie...any adoptive parents out there?

yay! does that mean I'm no longer sharing a room with the duck at the orphanage?

I don't think they're paying attention :D.

I probably would pay more if someone scraped me off the sidewalk...
and yes I'm interested haha

someone adopt me! I have been on here for a while but not that long. i am like those little teenagers that no one wants, too old for parents, too young to smoke cigarettes :[

How old are you? People who want to be adopted, say something interesting about yourself.

Im 240. I eat metal for breakfast. I've never sneezed.