Your guess is as good as mine...
But I think you're supposed to turn me into a well-rounded member of MB, whatever that entails.

Or, you could lock me in a cage and throw things at me... that seems like something fun to do with adoptees. :bonkhead:

Or a shock collar... just throwing it out there. I wonder if it's too late to get one for Cory.

eh, i'll adopt you, just don't do any of your business on my rug and we're fine

Ah, thank God I'm housebroken!

Kinky.

I personally prefer the alligator clips on the nipples, but hey I suppose I'm just old school that way.

adopt me?

Now, that's a winning pick up line. :bowdown:

Back off of my daughter, punk.

if it assuages you I'll use the brick so she won't remember it, however I can't say that it'll be good for her brain cells.

wheres Obi wan when you need him.

He's dead, haven't you ever seen A New Hope?

You're too kind.

enjoy it while you can, faSho is one mean mother****er.

Uh oh... Do you know if he has a basement?

he does, filled with Popsicles

Popsicles you say... what size? Oh wait. I'm supposed to be intimidated not intrigued.

His force still remains.

Can you be so sure?

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/51551-1/Focus_star_wars.jpg

I'm new
 

I'm a newb/noob.
Take care of me!!!

k

Horray
 

Now I'm looked after!
Change my diaper Brad? no?

No, I'm more the abusive type.

For example, the misspelling of 'Hooray' just earned you cat-food for dinner and a half-hour with me and the belt.

I see, I shall have to watch my behavior.........

"Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the window...that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling. Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddling."

- Jasper "The Simpsons"

Well, I feel like a douche, as I posted in some threads before even noticing this one.

Hello!

Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!
But seriously, this sounds fun and informative (I just don't want to step onto any forum equiette(?) landmines.)

i wanna be adopted
:]

I'd like to be adopted. :)

Huh..

I'd like to be adopted.

I can..comment on things and such, I'm pretty much completely subservient too!

Sign me up!

So adoption... sounds intriguing. Will it be like a sappy movie where my mentor teaches me all of the ins and outs of life and then, in some emotional scene as the piano music fades in and the guitar slowly makes its entrance, the mentor is forced to let his newbie go?

Why not?

Why is this thread still going? I have never understood the bloody thing since day one.

Hi I'm new.
We did this on another forum and it was really fun.

Jackhammer... I'll adopt you until you figure it out.
;)

eh, i'll adopt all of you



NOW GET IN THE VAN!!!

I wanna adopt someoneeeee

It just occurred to me...

This whole time I thought you were new.
Is there another Sugar name here?
Didn't you have X's around your name? What the hell?
I'm confused.

Hahaha, I took them out cause everyone thought I was 12 and it was pissing me off. xD

XxlolxX