guess im in if anyone's willing to take me lol

If anyone wants me, I'm here. :)

wtf is up with all the nOobs whoring themselves out?
btw: Im a NOob.

I am...an orphan

MINE!

I'm new to this forum, don't want to step on toes. I'll take some pointers......

Profile: New to MB, new to music. On a personal mission for musical enlightenment, have a lot of work to do.

This thread is sort of degrading. Whatever, I'm up for adoption. (someone literate is all I ask)

^Mine as well!

*raises hand*

I need a big brother or sister here! :)

How many people did you claim?

Was I claimed? I need halp!
:)

I still don't know how this feckin thing works :(

Neither do I. I'm scared.

I do not get it either.
I am educating myself through Alan Cross podcasts. Probably better than a Big Brother?

Well, if I get to have a grasshopper, there's gonna be a strict training regime. Rigorous posting of serious arguments with at-least-near-perfect grammars is a good start. Every line should be ripe with content. Conditioning ones wit against trolls is a possibility and, of course, it's important to excercise the ability to mentally map every active member's average quality of posts to help filter out who and what's dismissable - or not.

I would expect no less than a members journal with interesting reading such as reviews, introductions to niche musical scenes, collections of trivia or other music related litterary treasures.

Developing patience and dedication to mindless tasks such as collecting links to album reviews will, of course, also be focused on.

^ I want someone like that guy.

That kid knows the site!

I already called every newbie after the post I made on the last page.

I'm new! anyone want me? :O

I find large forums to be overwhelming sometimes, I would appreciate it if someone would mentor me in the ways of using one, and just teach me more about music too, that's important:D

Well if you have any questions or need any help feel free to PM me. :bringit: I extend this and to aModernMyth also.

wow! Thank you RezZ!!
That means alot too! :)

Thanks a ton:bowdown:

Adopt me too.



Just DON'T throw away your receipt. You will likely be appealing to customer service before long.

i'm new and have not yet been adopted

Does this service include touching?

Unfortunately not :(

Count me out, then. It's either touching or no deal.

I'm up for it MissMurder or Lady Gaga or Jade, whichever you prefer my lady ;)

Can you guess who I am? lmao

ppfft! i dint wanna be adopted anyways!lmao..

i know my way around these here forums, the layout is pretty standard, the only thing a NOobs gotta worry bout here is being a Suck Ass, or tryin to fit in..Or just get along with THe Respectable OLd school MEmbers and MOds..

Its like a Big ol, electric FAmily.

"Noobs" don't have to worry about anything. If you act like a dumbass, you'll be treated like a dumbass. It's a typical thing in every forum that new members get kicked around at first but I can say that it hasn't really happened to me much here so far.

Post like a normal human being, don't act like a dip**** when you get pissed on at random and you'll fit right in. All new people get treated like garbage at first. It's how you handle it and how much you let it bug you that matters, on top of your posts, of course.

true that.

I adopt Romario11.

hi i am newb nd i can make fried egg so who want me.

I am a newbie without a home. Who is willing to raise this little grasshopper and train him to become something...better?

ADOPT ME!!!!!

my foster n33b beats me

I am willing to be adopted.
:beer:

PLZ ADOPT ME!!!:wavey:

i'll adopt you under one condition...



you sleep in the dark closet in my basement.
you cook food for me.
be my foot rest when im watching foot ball.
do tricks. (i.e sit,roll over,speak,ect,ect)


are you willing?

That's four conditions.