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Old 07-11-2006, 01:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I'm George Zimmer - Founder And Ceo Of The Men's Wearhouse. My Yodeling Manseed-sprayer Can Kill A Yak At Thirty Paces With One Swing. It'll Be A Cold Day In Hell When Anyone On Can Complain About The Power Contained In My Fortune 500 Fetus Facialist. I'll Track You Down, Withdraw My Mischievous Maiden Mangler From My Unconscionably Sexy Suit And Watch In Silence As You Beg To Suckle At My Terrifyingly Tantalizing Testicles. You Won't Be Able To Resist Me As I Satiate My Randy Rape Rod Using Your Quivering Flesh. I'll Leave Your Corpse For Passersby To Find It, Naked And Dripping With Several Helpings Of My Extraordinarily Effervescent Essence Outside The Local Elementary School. Then I'll Move On To Your Mother. I Guarantee It.
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:15 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:16 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm George Zimmer - Founder And Ceo Of The Men's Wearhouse. My Yodeling Manseed-sprayer Can Kill A Yak At Thirty Paces With One Swing. It'll Be A Cold Day In Hell When Anyone On Can Complain About The Power Contained In My Fortune 500 Fetus Facialist. I'll Track You Down, Withdraw My Mischievous Maiden Mangler From My Unconscionably Sexy Suit And Watch In Silence As You Beg To Suckle At My Terrifyingly Tantalizing Testicles. You Won't Be Able To Resist Me As I Satiate My Randy Rape Rod Using Your Quivering Flesh. I'll Leave Your Corpse For Passersby To Find It, Naked And Dripping With Several Helpings Of My Extraordinarily Effervescent Essence Outside The Local Elementary School. Then I'll Move On To Your Mother. I Guarantee It.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

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Old 07-11-2006, 01:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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....wow...just wow...I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Ive seen you on muiltipul forums saying Metallica and slayer are the worst **** you kid go suck your **** while you listen to your ****ing emo **** I bet you do listen to emo music
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I'm George Zimmer - Founder And Ceo Of The Men's Wearhouse. My Yodeling Manseed-sprayer Can Kill A Yak At Thirty Paces With One Swing. It'll Be A Cold Day In Hell When Anyone On Can Complain About The Power Contained In My Fortune 500 Fetus Facialist. I'll Track You Down, Withdraw My Mischievous Maiden Mangler From My Unconscionably Sexy Suit And Watch In Silence As You Beg To Suckle At My Terrifyingly Tantalizing Testicles. You Won't Be Able To Resist Me As I Satiate My Randy Rape Rod Using Your Quivering Flesh. I'll Leave Your Corpse For Passersby To Find It, Naked And Dripping With Several Helpings Of My Extraordinarily Effervescent Essence Outside The Local Elementary School. Then I'll Move On To Your Mother. I Guarantee It.
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:43 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I have to say that was the greatest post in MB history.
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:45 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah if we would learn to lowercase some letters.
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:50 AM   #8 (permalink)
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HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATEHED MY MUNGO MAN SPOUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER - YOUR SENILE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR TAPPED AT HER CEILING BECAUSE OF THE CLAMOR. YOUR MOM WAS BARELY ABLE TO NIBBLE AT MY PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFORE I GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD, SHE FLEW, SPINNING ONTO THE BENT OVER - AWAITING MY ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH. SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF MY MAN MEAT BEFORE SHE FAINTED, I FINISHED AND USED HER TOOTH BRUSH AS A TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER ASS. SHE CALLED ME FOUR TIMES TODAY. BEST $0.25 I EVER SPENT. I GUARANTEE IT.
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Old 07-11-2006, 01:51 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Awww, Shucks....He Quoted me....I feel so special.

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Old 07-11-2006, 01:51 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd banned.
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