YorkeDaddy

Black cats just kinda naturally look mad. I feel bad for them, the people at the shelter said black cats are by far the least popular.

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The Batlord

I don't know why. They're by far the most adorably crazy.

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Mother has been talking about getting another St. Bernard for a while now so our current one will have a playmate. Yesterday was finally the day and the breeder drove all the way from Kentucky to drop her off and I thought they'd just have the one dog. But when I got off work and went into the backyard there was one bigass Saint that looked like a small Grizzly Bear. And three of the rolly polliest puppies I have ever seen in my life. Apparently the breeder was already going this way to take the big one to a dog show and drop off each of the puppies with other families. So I got to pet a bunch of tiny floofs and keep one. Was a good day.

Today our first dog was limping. He's had a bit of a limp for a little while now and we've been hoping he just strained something and would get better on his own cause it would go away for a few days and then come back and didn't seem to be causing him distress. Now it was worse. So he went to the vet while I was at work and I was stressed about it all day. Come home to find out the dog has a defective back hip where he basically doesn't have hip sockets. Apparently it's causing problems with the way his femur is growing at the joint and damaging ligaments and now he can't play. Ever again. He can't have a little sister either. So she's going back. And now he's laid up in the garage looking miserable and like he's knocked out on morphine when he's not on anything cause he can't have any painkillers till Friday.

**** off.

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The Batlord

Alright my dog had a few days of disconsolately lying around the house but he's feeling better now but he's not being taken out on walks for the time being and we obviously can't play with him so he's very bored and when he's bored he tends to jump at you non-stop until you either take him for a walk or entertain him, which is obviously not good for him anymore, so I keep having to grab hold of him and be like "Dude, you're hilarious and adorable but if you don't chill the **** out I'm going to kick you in the hip."

P.S. The first day I came home from work when he was feeling better I met mother first and she told me she accidentally gave him a double dose of pain meds and just then he raced out with the dopiest grin on his face and was far happier than me coming home warranted and it was hilarious.

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Frownland

1. Hug your dog and tell him that I love him.
2. Pics plz.

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DwnWthVwls

You refer to your mom as “mother”? Not even my mother? You just got 100x more creepy.

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The Batlord

Mother told me not to talk to mean people.

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I would but my phone doesn't have a camera and I can't figure out how to upload 3DS pics to the internet.

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WWWP

I legit teared up

Poor pooch. My boy's breed are notorious for having similarly bad hips, that's the trouble with purebreds. Dog massage is a thing, figure it oot.

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