Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Yea he's actually the smart one. He orchestrates vast campaigns of violence and disarray throughout my house.

You see that throw he's sitting on? I recently got that. I got it specifically to keep them from clawing the ottoman (which is less tough than the couch / seat) and a matching one where the white one sleeps so she doesn't get so much hair on the couch.

This mother****er drags the throw blanket off the ottoman each day and leaves it in the middle of the floor, just to show me that he prefers scratching the ottoman and **** you for making it difficult.

Originally Posted by Aux-In

Not even that scratching post is throwing him off his ottoman game.

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Haha... Yea.. when cat owners say "you gotta put scratching posts where they would otherwise scratch" they must mean for you to tear your house down and rebuild it strictly from scratching posts.

That scratching post you see is basically like if you were in a war and you were really severely outnumbered, and you shot a 22 caliber pistol into an advancing army of Abrams tanks.

Originally Posted by Aux-In

and my carpeting.

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

You could be making money off them bad boys start your own renovation company, cats just scratch the floors off, just budget for treats.