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Old 08-14-2016, 10:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Very handsome. I like the marbled grey coat and dignified, statuesque demeanor. He's probably an old soul who--no doubt-- finds your sense of humor tiresome but endures it regardless for the ear and chin massages. What's his name?
I can only hope that someday a woman will speak of me the same way Chelsea speaks about cats.
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Old 08-14-2016, 10:23 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Congrats on getting custody. Here in the South, custody usually always goes to the woman-- regardless of how big a bitch she is.
I didn't give her much choice. I took the cat to where I was moving to while she was at work because I knew i'd be able to care for it better.

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I'll speak to you any way you want me to, bby.
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Old 08-14-2016, 10:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I can only hope that someday a woman will speak of me the same way Chelsea speaks about cats.
I will put up with any amount of womanly nagging for ear and chin scratches.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-14-2016, 10:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I'll speak to you any way you want me to, bby.
With as much sarcasm as possible, please.

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I will put up with any amount of womanly nagging for ear and chin scratches.
Ditto.
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Old 08-14-2016, 10:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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You have made a sig-worthy post

Now, someone tell this techno-idiot how to sig it
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Old 08-14-2016, 10:57 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Yeah, but how do I do it on an archaic iPhone 4?
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Yeah, but how do I do it on an archaic iPhone 4?
By throwing the iPhone 4 in the trash and getting a real phone.
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Yeah, but how do I do it on an archaic iPhone 4?
Damn it. I think she was actually going to do it too. I guess you could just chuck your phone at a wall and see if that works.
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Damn it. I think she was actually going to do it too. I guess you could just chuck your phone at a wall and see if that works.
Might just end up doing it on a PC. Assuming I still give a **** by then.
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