Haha, I got a PM from FRED HALE SR.
Turns out he thought I kept the axe under my desk. But that's not my desk :D
It's a little bookcase in the living room. Contains some brushes, often my laptop (my cat was there this time :D), my DSLR camera when it's in my living room (it's got a place in my studio as well) and a lot of tapes. I do have some toilet paper next to my computer though :D.
But that's because I dry the labels of the records I wash here :D.

Haha, I love Simon's Cat!

Simon's cat is hilarious. It's probably one of my favorite cartoons on YouTube.

Same here.
I do love dogs, but I prefer full-sized dogs, and I could never have one in my apartment, and cats are, like you said, so low maintenance. I get rough with my cat too... I do like to body-slam it onto my bed and let him chase me around the apartment. I have a mouse-like toy that I tied to a string, and any time the cat gets antsy, I just spin it around the room and let the cat chase it until he tires out.

I couldn't imagine being like all the other people at this complex who have to walk their little rat dogs multiple times a day. I don't have to worry about the cat shitting on my carpet or anything. And Mr. Kitty is ok if I'm not in the mood to bother with him. Otherwise, everything else is taken care of.
I like being able to say that.

i also prefer cats than dogs. dogs are noisy and always seeking for attention while cats are clean and just quiet.

I prefer my cat. He's even more talkative. But yes, Simon's cat rules :D
When I still had two cats the food of the other cat was standing in front of that cabinet. Simon's cat was right in front of it.

My favourite cartoon on Youtube is "Kabouter Wesley", but that has to be in Belgian to be funny so you won't understand a thing of what's going on (and the subtitled versions don't work, believe me).
Eitherway, there also is a Simon's Cat book. I bought it for my ex-girlfriend for christmas last year but I had quite some time to read it myself. And it's just brilliant, even without the animations :D

There's not much domestic animals that carry less bacteria's with them than dogs. They are actually really clean, they just don't smell like it.
My cat is VERY noisy. But it's never as annoying as the loud barking a dog can do. It makes your ears ring. It really gets me annoyed when I want some rest.
Also my cat does seek attention. Whilst making a lot of noise :D

I'll be at my ex from thursday to saturday. I'll see if I can make a recording of my other cat overthere. She doesn't talk that often, but when she does... I've never heard a cat THAT noisy.

If they have rat dogs then why the hell are they walking them? why don't they just house train the little squirts?

I have always said I wanted a small dog like a Scottish Terrier but I would house train him so I don't have to walk him as often.

I like their grumpy old man temperment

I hate walking dogs as you always run into people with other dogs and you're forced to talk to them. Three ****ing times a day. No ****ing way.
I prefer big dogs when they're other peoples' dogs. I prefer small dogs if I should have a dog. If the dog bites, it won't bite your leg off and if the dog doesn't want to walk, you just pick it up. Easy.

That's why you should get a big dog. It'll scare away all the people that want to talk to you.