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09-09-2016, 04:08 PM | #2351 (permalink) |
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I'm not allowed to have pets. It's in my apartment rental contract. The spiders in my bathroom have been growing impressively big as of late. I'm considering buying a collar and taking one of them for a walk.
Not sure I'm a pet-person anyway, but having a chameleon always seemed like a cool idea to me. A pretty nice-but-weird uncle of mine always names his farm cats (they usually just come from nowhere and choose to stick around) after contemporary political figures, so he's had a cat named Putin and a cat named Osama Bin Laden. I loved Osama. Such a cute little kitten. Got flattened by a car, sadly . |
09-09-2016, 04:52 PM | #2353 (permalink) | |
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Putin would be a very befitting name for my drifter tomcat. His full name is now officially Huckleberry Putin, in honor of your nice-but-weird uncle. As for the apartment situation, you should get a bat. Maybe it'll keep the spiders under control, and as a bonus, bats have edible feces (delicious and nutritious... or so I hear). |
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09-09-2016, 05:13 PM | #2354 (permalink) | |
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I heard about that coffee where some animal ****s out coffee beans that are then sold as premium-luxury coffee beans. I think it was a bat-related thing. Bats are actually kind of cute (well... sort of) AND you can make a lot of money by feeding them coffee beans. I can always tell the landlord that it just flew in one night and wouldn't leave. |
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09-09-2016, 05:26 PM | #2355 (permalink) | |
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Huckleberry Faggot would have the same effect.
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09-09-2016, 05:53 PM | #2357 (permalink) | |
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Combining Huckleberry and Faggot isn't exactly obvious.
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09-09-2016, 08:08 PM | #2360 (permalink) | |
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Please whatever you do, DON'T get a chameleon. They are A LOT of work to take care of and you have to make sure they are always in the right temperature with the right amount of moisture. It is a huge undertaking. I thought about it once as well but did the research and most people wouldn't be able to take care of one properly and it would end up dying.
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