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Old 09-09-2016, 04:08 PM   #2351 (permalink)
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I'm not allowed to have pets. It's in my apartment rental contract. The spiders in my bathroom have been growing impressively big as of late. I'm considering buying a collar and taking one of them for a walk.

Not sure I'm a pet-person anyway, but having a chameleon always seemed like a cool idea to me.

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I normally do that as well. Name my cats based off of their behavior or some type of marking they have that reminds me of something else.
A pretty nice-but-weird uncle of mine always names his farm cats (they usually just come from nowhere and choose to stick around) after contemporary political figures, so he's had a cat named Putin and a cat named Osama Bin Laden. I loved Osama. Such a cute little kitten. Got flattened by a car, sadly .
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Old 09-09-2016, 04:44 PM   #2352 (permalink)
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I normally do that as well. Name my cats based off of their behavior or some type of marking they have that reminds me of something else.
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Old 09-09-2016, 04:52 PM   #2353 (permalink)
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I'm not allowed to have pets. It's in my apartment rental contract. The spiders in my bathroom have been growing impressively big as of late. I'm considering buying a collar and taking one of them for a walk.

Not sure I'm a pet-person anyway, but having a chameleon always seemed like a cool idea to me.



A pretty nice-but-weird uncle of mine always names his farm cats (they usually just come from nowhere and choose to stick around) after contemporary political figures, so he's had a cat named Putin and a cat named Osama Bin Laden. I loved Osama. Such a cute little kitten. Got flattened by a car, sadly .
So sorry to hear about Osama May catmint grow over his grave while his spirit haunts the local rodents (RIP)

Putin would be a very befitting name for my drifter tomcat. His full name is now officially Huckleberry Putin, in honor of your nice-but-weird uncle.

As for the apartment situation, you should get a bat. Maybe it'll keep the spiders under control, and as a bonus, bats have edible feces (delicious and nutritious... or so I hear).
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Putin would be a very befitting name for my drifter tomcat. His full name is now officially Huckleberry Putin, in honor of your nice-but-weird uncle.

As for the apartment situation, you should get a bat. Maybe it'll keep the spiders under control, and as a bonus, bats have edible feces (delicious and nutritious... or so I hear).
Huckleberry Putin has a real ring to it. It is memorable and it will make people look at you funny when you tell them the name of your cat. Win/win, basically.

I heard about that coffee where some animal ****s out coffee beans that are then sold as premium-luxury coffee beans. I think it was a bat-related thing. Bats are actually kind of cute (well... sort of) AND you can make a lot of money by feeding them coffee beans. I can always tell the landlord that it just flew in one night and wouldn't leave.
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Huckleberry Putin has a real ring to it. It is memorable and it will make people look at you funny when you tell them the name of your cat. Win/win, basically.
Huckleberry Faggot would have the same effect.
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Huckleberry Faggot would have the same effect.
It just doesn't seem as creative. It would be kind of like naming your cat Ebola Hitler. Too obvious.
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It just doesn't seem as creative. It would be kind of like naming your cat Ebola Hitler. Too obvious.
Combining Huckleberry and Faggot isn't exactly obvious.
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That's actually kinda meta.
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Not sure I'm a pet-person anyway, but having a chameleon always seemed like a cool idea to me.
Please whatever you do, DON'T get a chameleon. They are A LOT of work to take care of and you have to make sure they are always in the right temperature with the right amount of moisture. It is a huge undertaking. I thought about it once as well but did the research and most people wouldn't be able to take care of one properly and it would end up dying.
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