Nikolai is one smart motherfucker. Too bad he's a little manipulative asshhole as well.

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No wonder. Those eyes could pied piper some poor human out of his very soul, and quite possibly even a kidney or two.

Very handsome. I like the marbled grey coat and dignified, statuesque demeanor. He's probably an old soul who--no doubt-- finds your sense of humor tiresome but endures it regardless for the ear and chin massages. What's his name?

His name is Wembley. My ex came up with the name when we got him, and I didn't have the heart to change it. He's not even 2 years old, but I don't really call him by his name anyway. He responds to "kitten", or "wittle". He's a cutie, but he can be a little trouble maker as well.

Congrats on getting custody. Here in the South, custody usually always goes to the woman-- regardless of how big a bitch she is.

I can only hope that someday a woman will speak of me the same way Chelsea speaks about cats.

I didn't give her much choice. I took the cat to where I was moving to while she was at work because I knew i'd be able to care for it better.

I'll speak to you any way you want me to, bby.

I will put up with any amount of womanly nagging for ear and chin scratches.

With as much sarcasm as possible, please.

Ditto.