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08-03-2016, 04:55 PM | #2191 (permalink) | |||
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One from the vaults. For a few years, I was the caretaker of an Argentinian chaco tortoise which had been smuggled into the United States in an airplane carry-on.
It was owned by a go**amn hippy I mistakenly dated for 7 years. The tortoise was named Astor Piazzolla and lived in a 6-foot kiddie pool filled with pet litter and heat lamps on the living room floor of our already cramped (and already sweltering) apartment just outside NYC. Ever try to walk a tortoise? Closest thing I've had to a pet in my adult life. Christ I hate me some hippies.
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08-03-2016, 05:03 PM | #2193 (permalink) | |||
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Come on over. I'm assembling a posse of embittered and curmudgeonly b*stards. We'll hang around and hate on Floyd and Zeppelin.
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08-03-2016, 05:05 PM | #2194 (permalink) | |
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Get a cat. All the fun of having a pet without any of the emotional responsibility.
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08-03-2016, 05:06 PM | #2195 (permalink) |
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Just don't tell Chula
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08-03-2016, 05:10 PM | #2196 (permalink) | ||||
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I want one that looks up at me when I get home with eyes that say, "YOU again?"
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08-03-2016, 05:22 PM | #2198 (permalink) | |
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No, dogs are mindlessly needy. Cats, even when they are craving your attention, are bat**** crazy and keep you on your toes. No dog has ever bitten me HARD cause they loved me so much.
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08-03-2016, 05:23 PM | #2199 (permalink) | |||
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Hardly. Dogs vie for your attention and affection and look to you as their leader.
Cats are just irritated that you're still in the house. EDIT: They also delight in destruction. As a drama mall goth teen I had an inexcusable collection of glass goblets. Had is the key word, because I also had a cat. Thankfully, the cat knocked some sense into me and one by one smashed all my stupid goblets and told me to get a job.
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I wouldn't trade my cat for anything though. He can meow, he can poop, he can claw me as much as he wants, but I still love him to death. |
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