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Old 10-23-2013, 07:15 PM   #1191 (permalink)
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^cute. I wanna get a cat but first I have to find a pet-friendly apartment that I can ****ing afford in this pricey ass city. I have a small dog who gets lonely and causes 7 different kinds of ****ing hell every time I leave for work or go out. Hoping she just needs some company to stop her from being such a pain and that my landlord doesn't find out. This is the devil in question:



Her name's Corona, she's about 1-2 years old. I'm guessin a Chiuahua-Jack Russell mix but I'll never know for sure, I found her under a produce stand in a grocery market in a sketchy part of town. Apparently she was a stray, got picked up by some abusive, neglecting, lunatic alcoholic for a little while before being thrown out without a collar. She has a good home now and save for her destroying anything she can when I'm gone is a very affectionate little sweetie whom I'm grateful to have found.
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Old 10-23-2013, 07:17 PM   #1192 (permalink)
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Nice one. Would it be hard with clippers as well you reckon?

Ooops didn't see this.

I don't know from personal experience. I'm just going off of articles I have read about it online.

How did you make out with it btw? It's been like a week or so since you posted this.
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Old 10-23-2013, 10:37 PM   #1193 (permalink)
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Will try this when he gets in. Put some soap on it as well?
I wouldn't recommend normal soap, use a cat specified one because it could make his skin irritated (just as a precaution).

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Old 10-25-2013, 01:59 AM   #1194 (permalink)
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Ooops didn't see this.

I don't know from personal experience. I'm just going off of articles I have read about it online.

How did you make out with it btw? It's been like a week or so since you posted this.
Not done anything yet tbh he seems fine but I inspect his arse regularly. He did have diarrhoea at the time though which was what made me concerned.

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Old 11-08-2013, 07:54 AM   #1195 (permalink)
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Does anyone's cats jump on tables and stuff when they're hungry? I've noticed mine does this, seems like he's trying to get my attention.

Fed him now anyway.
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Old 11-08-2013, 08:13 AM   #1196 (permalink)
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Does anyone's cats jump on tables and stuff when they're hungry? I've noticed mine does this, seems like he's trying to get my attention.

Fed him now anyway.
start putting aluminum foil on the tables so that when he jumps up there he will walk around hate the sound and jump off.

If that doesn't work get some lemon juice or make some with lemons and dilute it with water and lightly mist the table and spray him whenever he jumps up there.
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Good ideas tbh. You're meant to do it so he doesn't see you spray him right?
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Yes the first few times catch him off guard with the spray and then after awhile when he sees that spray bottle he will know exactly what's going to happen.

So you won't even have to spray anymore just show the bottle and he will jet! lol
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Nice one mate. Any reason for lemon juice though? Or is it just cos he will smell nice then?
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Nice one mate. Any reason for lemon juice though? Or is it just cos he will smell nice then?
cats don't like citrus type stuff. You could even do like take the orange peels and grate it off and put that into the bottle with the water.
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