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Old 06-19-2013, 08:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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dude has the same grey coloring and white socks as my old cat rhineholt. Funny cat. Ran away for several months and we thought he was dead. Turns out he'd started hanging around our neighbor's house behind us because she would give him sardines and fried fish.
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Old 06-19-2013, 08:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2013, 03:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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So, this past weekend we got a kitten who is super awesome and hilarious and incredibly cute, but he's really hard to get a good picture of because he's always in motion. Here's the best I've been able to do so far:
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On that note, am I the only one who never uses lotion? Maybe it's just cause I'm uncircumcised, but I just don't need it. It actually makes my dick kind of burn too. Not like a rash either. It actually makes it uncomfortably hot.
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On that note, am I the only one who never uses lotion? Maybe it's just cause I'm uncircumcised, but I just don't need it. It actually makes my dick kind of burn too. Not like a rash either. It actually makes it uncomfortably hot.


Seems like it's a thing circumcised people do. I don't and have never used lotion to crack one off. Just pull back and rub my sensitive bell-end.

Being uncircumcised =
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Seems like it's a thing circumcised people do. I don't and have never used lotion to crack one off. Just pull back and rub my sensitive bell-end.

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Yeah, whenever I hear women say that they think men should be circumcised just because they think an uncircumcised penis looks weird I just think, "Hey, maybe you just have ****ty taste in dicks." I have no time for such Philistines.
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So, this past weekend we got a kitten who is super awesome and hilarious and incredibly cute, but he's really hard to get a good picture of because he's always in motion. Here's the best I've been able to do so far:
Same thing happened here. The roommate decided to adopt a stray. Small gray thing, only a girl and shorthaired. I told the roommate that I would allow it, but only if she got her fixed and all the shots. That happened. Now I have 2 cats constantly meowing at me and trying to sleep in my bed.

To top it all off, the gray kitten got the orange cat sick, so they both sneeze constantly, and they take turns sneezing in my room while I try to sleep. I could close my door, but then it would go from sneezing to clawing and meowing.

I don't understand what's so great about my room.
It's like f*cking catnip.
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Oh my gosh, so so so so so CUTE!
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do you have a name for that cute little guy?
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