Hi
 

Hi!

hi! (maybe you should've posted this in the lounge, in the inroductions forums...)

hey hey hello

Hurllo!!!! Welcome! :)

Places bets that this person will never post on here again...

*raises that bet*

*Sees you fifty and loads shotgun*

*folds and pulls AK-47 out from under table*

*Stands by the door humming the tune to The Good, The Bad And The Ugly*

* Trebles face value and unpacks Rocket Launcher*

*hands AK to cheeseman and guides the two merkaba outside to the driveway where tank is parked*

*Puts anthrax on tampax, ready to shove it up the person who loses the bet*

*calls in backup to ensure that merkaba gets the tampon in his arse*

*Gets on Walkie Talkie*


*ssshhhhhhkkk*


*F18 comes soaring over the mountains nearby*

*scratches arse with butt of AK while oohing and ahhing over tank*

Haha! I just put arse and butt in the same sentence.
*I know it's childish*

*pulls out a hipflask and a lighter*

*Reverse psychology....*


OH YEAH!

Well I want the anthrax, and especially because of the tampon.

*backup arrives with anti aircraft missle launcher*

*backup arives with anti anti aircraft missile launcher...and PTS's mum*

Bed time mate.

*calls up her girlfriends to come to the scene, armed with machine guns and tight shorts*

*bakes a batch of scones*

*Starts filing them into the Rocket Launcher*

*drops weaponry and dumps 5 gallons of gatorade on merkabas head*

*and reaches into rocket launcher and munches on scones while merkaba cleans up*

You can't kill people with shorts.......Oh wait....Ohhh, now I see:tramp:

:rofl:

*rolls on the floor laughing her f*cking head off, then eats a scone*

You trying to say my scones are sh1te:bringit:

;) And yes, when Vanillas ladies ah come ah marching, best put your sunnies on.

*turns and spits out scone* *thinks to self "lets just say they make better ammunition"*

After all, it is whitebait season:D

*Hitler comes to the scene in short shorts, then starts dancing with his girlfriends*

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/broadway/sta...oks_m_pic2.jpg

* Laughs when perfections head gets stuck down the barrel, accidentally lights oldschool fuse*

PTS was right, those scones taste like ass!

And what exackery does that taste like?

*OH F*CK* *runs around and wishes he hadnt dumped the gatorade on merkabas head....*


*greases head out of rocket launcher and chucks it*

Like you! You remember that one night stand we had?

No? It must have been good!

How do you throw your head?

*Everyone calms down....*

*ssssssssssssssssssssssss...*


*BANG~! Vanilla just earn't herself a third breast as scones start firing everywhere*

*throws acid on Merkaba's face*

i chucked the rocket launcher.......

*ducks behind tank as protection from the scones.*

i knew this thing would be good for something one day...