Originally Posted by Drjohnrock

Your topic title is certainly eye catching. And while I certainly look forward to reading future music-related posts from you, I regret to inform you that neither Mrs. Drjohnrock nor I are in a position to add to our family via adoption. Such is life

Originally Posted by DearJenny

Any active member here for longer than six months is eligible to adopt a newbie(those who join in at least, some think they're too cool to have a mentor). The member who adopts the newbie is then their "mentor" for their first six months here or until the mentor deems them eligible for release into the MB world alone, in which time the newbie can then become a mentor for others.

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So, the point of this thread:

NEWBIES: Post if you would like an adoptive mentor to look out for you.

MEMBERS: First come, first serve. Newbies who post here as avalible are open game.