Liam Gallagher - Legend
 

Rock’s new school have hit back at OASIS after their controversial NME cover story.

In our recent interview with the band, who are on the comeback trail with new album ‘Don’t Believe The Truth’, the Gallagher brothers rubbished the vast majority of Britpop’s next generation.

Talking about Keane, Noel said: “Traditionally speaking, the three biggest twats in any band are the singer, the keyboardist and the drummer. I don’t need to say anything else.”

But Keane pianist Tim Rice-Oxley slammed Noel, telling NME.COM: “The biggest twats in a band? We don’t really care. I think he’s a c*** to be honest. He was in a band that was very brilliant in the mid-nineties and now they’re just not important anymore. No-one really cares.”

Responding to Liam’s diss that they looked like “a band off University Challenge,” Bloc Party guitarist Russell Lissack told NME.COM: “I used to buy NME in the nineties when Oasis were in their prime and the reason I bought it was ‘cos Liam Gallagher would say something stupid and funny every week. However, I thought that was really poor, that was the same thing he said about Travis and Coldplay. I’m throwing down the gauntlet because we don’t hate Oasis but I want a nice insult.”

However, Kaiser Chiefs singer Ricky Wilson wasn’t so phased to be branded “a bad Blur” who “wear make-up”, beaming: “I was chuffed to bits. To even occupy space in Liam’s mind so he’d open his mouth about us is a compliment. He had a go for me wearing make-up, but the only reason I ever wore make-up was to look like him. It’s hard to get that dark, swarthy look in your eyes when you’re a ginger.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA

I thought you hated NME

I do

I just followed a link from a news site

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Other Liamisms are...
On his recent announcement at finding God, he describes his visits to church as seeing the "Big Man." And how he is making a serious effort to cut down on swearing for the sake of his children. Quote "I'm practically a fucking saint now!"

You can take the man out of Manchester but...

On the death of Kurt Cobain;
"Did'nt give a fuck, meself.
Smackhead man. Not my problem. Did'nt get into the band until I heard that unplugged thing, which was alright. Coupla good tunes, but other than that...a gear-head."

A gear-head with loads more talent than you'll ever have...heh Liam?

Does he mean pedals?

oooooohh...sweet comeback from the kaiser cheifs.....

I hate Oasis and Noel this































much. And thats only the square root of its rightful size :p:

I agree Noel and Liam are both twats to be perfectly honest, they have very little braincells, very little talent, they hav etheir heads up their arse, and generally desrcibe what's wrong with music in theis day and age..I ****ign hate Oasis..

personally, i quite like oasis, but liam is to full of his own importance