Dr.Panties prescribes...
 

Harumph! And good day to all and sundry.

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Dr. Panties. Whilst I may be new here, I am also a doctor. This means that it is perfectly acceptable for me to touch you there.

As a doctor, I am also qualified to make prescriptions. Subsequently, and without further ado, I hereby would like to make a prescription to those patients who enjoy 'alternative' medicine...er, I mean music. Silly me! Both of the following bands and albums are from Australia, which is a fine country. Much better than Cambodia.

(1) Band: MY DISCO
Album: Cancer
Descriptors: Abrasive, punchy, minimalist math rock. (This good doctor's current favourite band and album.)

(2) Band: Snowman
Album: The Horse, the Rat and the Swan
Descriptors: A dark, tribal-esque concept album. Swirling, abrasive, disconcerting, percussive. A real "listener's" album. (Not a party album)

Take both of these, and call me in the morning.

Good day!

There's only one Dr. on this site :bringit:

Hey Dr. Panties. That's the weirdest introductions thread I've read in a while but it was mostly a refreshing experience. Welcome to the site!

I'll check out MY DISCO. :)

Well, I never! You needn't worry about me encroaching upon your practice. From our respective titles, it would appear that we are specialists in different...*ahem*...fields.

Peace, my good doctor, peace.

Thank you for your kind sentiments, toretorden. I look forward to future musical discourse and, of course, varying degrees of malpractice.

...Carry on

What do I do for that itchiness down South?

Can I nominate this guy for Wackiest 2009 member?

This was hilarious! Thanks for it.

Could you prescribe me some perkaset. Im out of weed and beer, and feeling lonely.

I don't know man, those Chinese tend to be shifty, and Chinese.

Percocet; "The high usually described as a mild heroin and infact works similarly"

Painkillers?

Yes percocet. The Painkiller. It was late and I had no intrest in looking up the real spelling :)

I never knew the real spelling, I googled what you wrote, and then got corrected :o:

There is an ancient tribal remedy that involves scratching said itch with the hand of a virgin. Virgins are readily available on facebook, for a small fee.

But...but, I'm a doctor...!

Laughter is the best medicine, as they say. Also, high colonics. Just ensure that the ph of the flushing solution is neither too basic, nor too acidic.

I am qualified to assist you.

Allow me to prescribe the musical equivalent:

Band: Morphine
Album: Cure for Pain

wacky doctors are the best anyways:laughing:

Also as a tip, it's better to multiquote than have multiple posts in a row like you did above.

China is a fine republic. Much better than North Korea. Even if I had something negative to say about China, it would most likely be [CENSORED].

Actually, come to think of it, the current state of [CENSORED] is somewhat problematic, considering that [CENSORED] I predict some serious [CENSORED] within the coming [CENSORED].

Ah, yes. Silly me! I have just noticed that 'multi-quote' technology to which you refer. My sincerest apologies.

You're Australian, right? Australians are fine people. Much better than Albanians.

What's new and hot in the Australian music scene? There's no triple j over here.

I'm not Australian:laughing: I put Oz in my location thinking of the Wizard of Oz. I actually live in Connecticut:(

Connecticut! Well, I never! I trust that you are well insured?

Here are two prescriptions for you. One is for anger, the other for sadness:

(1) Band: Future of the Left
Albums: (i) Curses
(ii) Travels with myself and another

(2) Band: The Strange Death of Liberal England
Album: Forward March! (Eight traditional marching songs)

I think your delusional.

I've been to China, and everyone was pretty excitable. Not so much as you, though. You're beyond a joke ;)

What lies beyond a joke? I'll tell you when I get there. Whereabouts were you in China? Also, I'm not a Chinese doctor. I'm from another country. An entirely different country that is better than any countries that any other people might be from.

You think my delusional...what? You're sentence is a fragment.;)


Also, I am open to the prescriptions of others, as self-medication is not a sin.

Now that you've demonstrated your mastery of rudimentary grammar, do you intend to dispense your prescriptions anywhere else on this forum, or are you just content with your existence as a novel little jack-in-the box?


Not that there's anything wrong with that.










Oh, and change my colostomy bag while you're down there.

Easily in the top three albums of 2008, I think I have a glowing review of it sitting somewhere on this site.

You ;).

Also I visited Beijing and Xian. You must make up apart of the very small minority then?

Good sir, the only thing 'rudimentary' about me is my choice of undergarments. Many thanks for your italicisation. I'm sure that you thought it entirely necessary.

Your sardonic posturing is truly refreshing, especially on an online forum. Kudos! And other salutations!

In answer to your question, I've already prescribed a remedy in the 'jazz' section of this forum. My, see how fast I move? And with such a low post count, too! You must be suitably amazed and impressed.

Also, yes. Existing as a "novel little jack-in-the-box" seems like a fine ambition, given the alternative you have displayed. Thank you for you valuable guidance, and for your approval. They both truly matter to me.




Ah, bowel cancer? At such a young age? How...*ahem*...tragic. I'll leave this particular task to Nurse Felch, if you don't mind. I'm sure that you'll find her...*ahem*...accommodating. She has a number of endearing quirks that set many a patient at ease, foremost being:
(1) Curly black teeth
(2) Speaks with a limp
(3) Walks with a lisp

Now, relax. Here is a prescription, just for you:
Band: Regurgitator
Album: Tu Plang

I'd love to peruse your thoughts on this album, if you'd be so kind as to provide a link?

Also, what do you think of their self-titled album?

Your opinions of Beijing? Personally, I enjoy some of the attractions, but find the city itself to be a little bland, compared to Shanghai or Chengdu.

Xi'an is lovely, though.

(I'm a Galapogos Islander, by the way. The 'how?'
or 'why?' is unimportant. Trust me. :crazy:)

I like this game.

http://www.musicbanter.com/album-rev...-rat-swan.html

I haven't been able to get a copy of their ST, I have their Zombies on the Airwaves of Paris EP which is fun but obviously a big step down artistically.

You might possibly the funniest and wittiest troll I have ever seen.

I have to admit, reading this was truly enjoyable. :)

:laughing: This thread is fantastic... delusional or not, he's recommending some great albums. You should stick around for a while. Snowman looks quite good, based on your review fruit.

I need a cure for boredom at work.

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 776794) I like this game.

And this game likes you. Very much. Possibly in a disconcertingly unprofessional manner. Now, how about a...*ahem* lollipop?

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Originally Posted by Fruitonica (Post 776891) http://www.musicbanter.com/album-rev...-rat-swan.html I haven't been able to get a copy of their ST, I have their Zombies on the Airwaves of Paris EP which is fun but obviously a big step down artistically.

Fruitonica, that is an excellent review. Exceptionally well-written. Snowman's self-titled album is very different to The Horse, the Rat and the Swan, but I still rather enjoy it. Should you be so inclined, pm me your postal address, and I shall send a copy of this album directly to you, at my own expense.

Again, my sincerest compliments. I shall look forward to your future posts, and any prescriptions that you might make.

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Originally Posted by indienerd (Post 776962) You might possibly the funniest and wittiest troll I have ever seen. I have to admit, reading this was truly enjoyable. :)

Good sir/madam, I take umbrage at your accusations of trolling, yet remain rather chuffed that my medical terminology has affected you in such a positive manner. It's confusing, this duality of emotion. Perhaps some xanax and a little nap is in order...

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Originally Posted by music_phantom13 (Post 776967) :laughing: This thread is fantastic... delusional or not, he's recommending some great albums. You should stick around for a while. Snowman looks quite good, based on your review fruit. I need a cure for boredom at work.

Ah, yes, the common modern day malady, "Occupational Doldrums". Incredibly contagious, and a health threat to rival any mutated H1N1 strain.

music_phantom, for you I prescribe my absolute favourite indie band and album:

Band: Not From There
Album: Sand on Seven
Descriptors: The most indie of indie, this band exposed the ARIA's for the sensational farce that it is. Upon winning an ARIA award (egads! tautology!) for the above album, they took to the stage, whereupon the lead singer was heard to remark, "We don't even know what the f*** we are doing here."

Poignant.

The album itself encompasses a vast array of aesthetics- jagged post-punk morphs into soaring riff-age, before giving way to hypnotic loops and samples. Vocals alternate between spoken word, croons, and barked German. It may be difficult to find, but it is certainly worth the effort.
"Seek" it out...*ahem*.

Don't mind me. Just take the positive side of your duality of emotion and don't do drugs. :)

This sounds good! I will give it a shot.

EDIT: hmmm. having trouble finding it. any chance of an upload?

What would you have done if I was a guy?