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Farfisa 11-30-2009 07:45 AM

I don't know man, those Chinese tend to be shifty, and Chinese.

FETCHER. 11-30-2009 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RezZ (Post 774656)
Could you prescribe me some perkaset. Im out of weed and beer, and feeling lonely.

Percocet; "The high usually described as a mild heroin and infact works similarly"

Painkillers?

Dr_Rez 11-30-2009 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh. (Post 774745)
Percocet; "The high usually described as a mild heroin and infact works similarly"

Painkillers?

Yes percocet. The Painkiller. It was late and I had no intrest in looking up the real spelling :)

FETCHER. 11-30-2009 03:44 PM

I never knew the real spelling, I googled what you wrote, and then got corrected :o:

Dr.Panties 11-30-2009 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pourmeanother (Post 774606)
What do I do for that itchiness down South?

There is an ancient tribal remedy that involves scratching said itch with the hand of a virgin. Virgins are readily available on facebook, for a small fee.

Dr.Panties 11-30-2009 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by storymilo (Post 774610)
Can I nominate this guy for Wackiest 2009 member?

But...but, I'm a doctor...!

Dr.Panties 11-30-2009 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by indienerd (Post 774644)
This was hilarious! Thanks for it.

Laughter is the best medicine, as they say. Also, high colonics. Just ensure that the ph of the flushing solution is neither too basic, nor too acidic.

I am qualified to assist you.

Dr.Panties 11-30-2009 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RezZ (Post 774656)
Could you prescribe me some perkaset. Im out of weed and beer, and feeling lonely.

Allow me to prescribe the musical equivalent:

Band: Morphine
Album: Cure for Pain

storymilo 11-30-2009 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.Panties (Post 775343)
But...but, I'm a doctor...!

wacky doctors are the best anyways:laughing:

Also as a tip, it's better to multiquote than have multiple posts in a row like you did above.

Dr.Panties 11-30-2009 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 774744)
I don't know man, those Chinese tend to be shifty, and Chinese.

China is a fine republic. Much better than North Korea. Even if I had something negative to say about China, it would most likely be [CENSORED].

Actually, come to think of it, the current state of [CENSORED] is somewhat problematic, considering that [CENSORED] I predict some serious [CENSORED] within the coming [CENSORED].


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