explosions-in-my-pants

i can't pick songs.. so i shall do this wrong and say albums.. i love every song off all these albums there all my favorits right now.. some have been for more then years,, other are new to my listening.. well no but are now my favorites kind of thing

Brand New - Deja Entendu

Finch - What it is to Burn

The Appleseed Cast - Low Level Owl I -II

Alkaline Trio - Goddamnit

right now..

A_Perfect_Sonnet

^You've been here for who knows how long, yet you still haven't read the emo education threads.

sleepy jack

Trophy Scars "Jerry's The Name, Sociology's My Game"

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explosions-in-my-pants

no i have read them actaully.. but those songs and bands well were influenced by REAL emo bands and punk bands.. which is good enough for me...

also look at the other post's made in this thread by people that have been here alot longer then me.. they've posted bands that are not emo.. why can't i.. when i can see a emo part or influence in them.. which makes them at least somewhat emo IN MY EYES so don't even bother to question this futher cause you all know what i'm like.. so just stop while your ahead..

sleepy jack

The post that you made on your sabrinamaher account was made BEFORE the education thread. Now that it has been made posts about favorite emo *thing here* should be actually emo, just like favorite screamo *thing here* should actually be screamo and so on. This is asking fpr emo, therefore it should be emo. Blink 182 were influence by the cure, are you gonna start calling them new wave? A Perfect Sonnet made a valid and right point, don't argue with this "it was influenced by it" stuff.

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ShOwTiM3

My favorite emo song is Toxic by Britney Spears...

seriously I would say... Ohio is for Lover by Hawthorne Heights

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Oh....is the joke over...?...or...

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Spike*Spiegel

bkugotit

dear diary,
mood: apathetic
my life is spiraling downward. i couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry Concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like 'Stab My Heart Because I Love You,' and 'Rip Apart My Soul,' and of course, 'Stabby Rip Stab Stab." and it doesn't help that i couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either, like that guy from that band could do, some days you know. . .

i'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
you'd be non-conforming to if u look just like me
i have paint on my nails and make-up on my face
i'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
'cause i feel real deep when i'm dressing in drag
i call it freedom of expression most just call me a f*g
'cause their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like d*kes
'cause emo is one step below transvestite

stop my breathing and slit my throat
i must be emo
i don't jump around when i go to shows
i must be emo

i'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem
the way i dress makes everyday feel like Hallowe'en
i have no real problems but i like to make believe
i stole my sister's mascara now i'm grounded for a week
sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
i can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
girls keep breaking up with me, it' never any fun
they say they already have a p*ssy, they don't need another one

stop my breathing and slit my throat
i must be emo
i don't jump around when i go to shows
i must be emo
dye in my hair and polish on my toes
i must be emo
i play guitar and write suicide notes
i must be emo

my life is just a black abyss, you know, it's so dark. and it's suffocating me. grabbing ahold of me and tightening it's grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans . . . which look great on my by the way

when i get depressed i cut my wrists in every direction
hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
i write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
i told my friends i bleed black and cry during classes
i'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
you can read me "Catcher in the Rye," and watch me jack off
i wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
if i said i like girls i'd only be half right

i look like i'm dead and dress like a homo
i must be emo
screw XBOX i play old school Nintendo
i must be emo
i like to whine and hate my parentals
i must be emo
me and my friends all look like clones
i must be emo

my parents just don't get me you know. they think i'm *** just because they saw me kiss a guy. well, a couple of guys. but i mean, it's the 2000s. can't 2, or 4 dudes make-out with each other without being ***. i mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. i don't know diary, sometimes i think you're the only one that gets me, you're my best friend. . . . i feel like tacos





this is the best in my books!

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God said, "Let there be light." And Chuck Norris said, "Say please."

For fun, Chuck Norris likes to visit Veterinary Hospitals. When asked if he has a sick pet, Chuck Norris flexes and says, "These pythons are pretty sick." He then kisses his pecks until all the ladies explode with orgasmic fury.

They say Jesus was conceived immaculately because there are no words beautiful enough to describe Chuck Norris having sex.

hookers with machineguns

^ Well that was creative. I certainly haven't seen anything like THAT on the internet before.

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