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08-04-2005, 05:03 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Music Addict
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im bored so i wrote some random blah
pink pie with a topping of jelly buttons wich are attached to a monkey wich is then also....attached to an elephant with a billy the ant knawing on its foot to then it runs away and hides behind a pole where it CAN Be seen and then the bees from planet Shishqua come and knaw his face off whilst there whereing straight jackets with funny lil people sown on them wich go ROAR They dont roar they just say the word Roar to wich there surprise a alien space austraunted police gummi bear bites there ears off and runs away skipping down the street to where he meets his death and is sat on by the queen's mother of planet Shishqua and is then eaten alive and not by her mouth (her ass) and to where he makes refuge in her crap factory (bowels/intestine..even more simplified for cazza :P ur tummy) to where he spends the rest of his days rotting away and eating **** (literally) and then the queen mother dies she has an autopsy (where they see how people died) and find the gummi bear to where he runs home and shout (in a hill billy voice) Im Home and he is then bombared with shot guns and every one is shouting INTRUDER!! so the gummi bear runs away and sails out to see with lots of pink pie and coca cola flavoured piss and ends up in france where he kills a person gets thrown in jail he drops his soap get bummed (by *** men) and then goes home and crys ( coz he has a sore arse and he got bummed and he went to france) and then he left home and went an married a german frog called jeffery (they was a *** couple but the gummi bear didnt know she was a he) and they have lots of children (wich the frog stole) and they one day all got murderd by the childrens parents (wich were also stolen and packed away in the knife and fork draw)
Written By Sarah D Made Up By Sarah D Pink Pie Idea Sarah D Coca Cola Flavoured Piss Idea Sarah Shishqua Planet Idea Sarah D All Of The Ideas N **** Sarah D Lol Do U Get The Picture Sarah D XxX
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08-04-2005, 10:29 AM | #4 (permalink) |
The Erroneous Hoodlum
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wow, that sums up the whole emo genre
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08-04-2005, 12:19 PM | #5 (permalink) |
The Sexual Intellectual
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That caused my eyes to melt
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08-04-2005, 12:27 PM | #7 (permalink) |
Your La-La-La Teacher
Join Date: May 2005
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Do I have to read the whole one? I already couldn't follow after the first line...
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08-04-2005, 12:30 PM | #9 (permalink) |
Your La-La-La Teacher
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Yeah, that's approximately what I thought...no, it was rather: "Weeeeee?"
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