Girlfriend Problems
 

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your own disaster -taking back sunday

Kill the other guy-she'll take you back

^ now there's a foolproof plan. unless of course she finds out you did it, so the only real solution here is to make contacts with the mafia and organize a hit.

...or i was thinking kill her then yourself but not the other guy...the in the afterlife you can both be together without him...

but then in the event that there's no afterlife, you'd be screwed. plus, that leaves room for the reincarnation theory, and he's not looking at a good deal with that if he killed two people in his past life. so emo kid, get cracking on those contacts with the mafia, watch the godfather series for tips on how to get in their good graces, you can skip the third, that sucked, the second wasn't all that much better either, so you can skim through that one. pay close attention to the first one though.

damn you got me on this one jib...were even from that 'extreme music' one

well then the world is ok again. by the way, did anyone who's seen the 3rd godfather movie think it was really really wrong that his daughter and his nefew (yes, that means they're cousins) hooked up?

i saw it, buti dont rememerb it

or you could grid him up into spaghetti meat balls and make her eat him without knowing it than you could call it even

I would just listen to Dashboard Confessional....

...then slit my wrists...

Trust me i did

Oh, so you took my advice as well?

^:laughing:


What's all this talk of killing her?!?

You screamed, you bled, you laid on the floor
But now i know you'll leave me no more
I Love You
-Black Flag

not emo...but hey...you could also be like my uncle and give her large quantities of money if she agrees to pretend to love you back... :bonkhead:

^no no, no one's killing her, he's making ties with the mafia to arrange a hit on the other guy thats dating her.

damn Jib, up late again i see

of course, its 2 am on a saturday night. actually I just got home.

wow, it is 4 here

4am? then you win...

Alone is all we are
 

Don't worry, if he does we'll blame it on TV....

if you're into "screamo", you may want to try non-objective portrait of karma by circle takes the square. it's available at www.hxcmp3.com, if you want it. (please let that link work...)

hahahahahahahahahahah agreeed!

That's tough stuff chief. I lost my lassy about two months ago and have found that Rhythm of Failure by Blue Water Boy is an excellent way to feel sorry for one's self (twice daily, before meals).

If you can't get that then it'll have to be some truly angry screamo I'm afraid.

ah the randomness is so beautiful...

I think that you should do something that i've always wanted to try out on george bush....first find a really tall building, or even moderately tall building and go to the roof, and take a few good sized watermelons. anyway go to the roof and wait until this new guy walks underneath you, and drop a watermelon, no if this watermelon reaches terminal velocity or even if it doesnt, it should break his skull/neck on impact.. and the thing about this is, if she ever finds out or the cops come after you, you can just say it was a science experiment gone wrong, and if you miss, you have a few more watermelons to try again.....i think that would be a fitting way to win back your girl....or you could just move on, find a really hot chick to make ur ex jelous and your set : hope i helped

those are some pretty nice melons ey :crazy:

moving on, ha ha ha, very good experiment, but what happens if you run out of melons?

ummm....go down and hit him with an apple. it wont kill him but it will let him know whos boss

or u could do what the french do, slap him, then duel him monkey style

you know what i think of the french, so no..there will be no dueling monkey style..besides its not up to us what this poor single soul does, for all we know he could actually contact the mafia.....lets hope he doesnt

yeah, as the guy before said, watch the godfather, it will give u some ideas, or watch pulp fiction, i liked that movie

Log onto myspace, get some Simple Plan playing................It's the holidays nevermind

lol....good call

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