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Urban Hat€monger ? · 01-13-2008, 02:35 PM

oxo are putting out a new black & white cube especially for Newcastle fans.

It's called laughing stock

jackhammer · 01-13-2008, 03:01 PM

To prove Bin Laden was still alive a video was released on this video the leader appeared and stated “to prove I am still alive, Newcastle were rubbish on Saturday”. The British government said “That video could have been taken any time over the last five years”.

jackhammer · 01-13-2008, 03:04 PM

Job Vacancy at N.U.F.C. 10-1-2008

Title: High level management position exists within multi-million people supported company.

Description: Must be able to work with and add to if possible over paid under achieving staff and understand the miss quided 50,000 people who genuinly believe you are the manager of a big company with huge ambitions.

Goals: You will be expected to get some stability into the company within the next 4 months and then spend unlimited funds adding to the over paid, under achieving sick notes that you allready have. Next year we understand that you may start the year badly as all our previous managers have but don't let this get you down we have an exceptional bonus scheme that will reward you for your failings by paying up the remaining 3 years of your lucrative 3 million a year contract when we allow you to leave and pursue a similar position at a more understanding club.

Salary: Just name your price and length of contract (please note this will be paid regardless how ****e you are)

Qualifications: No language skills as talking to the press is no longer required, no mathmatics as you can spend what the hell you like on anyone u like and we will sanction everything. However there is one must for the successfull candidate, on the off chance you manage to win a game u must be party to a night out in the pig n whistle with the owners of the club wearing your top of the range barcode uniform we will supply you with.
However if you do not succedd you can hide away while the owners rub shoulders with some bare bellied over weight nuggets who call for you head at every oportunity.

can_i_say · 01-14-2008, 05:29 AM

Thread starter should thank me. This should of been another thread dead on its arse if it wasn't for me.

pheurton · 01-14-2008, 01:52 PM

meh I prefer maddie mcann jokes personally

Urban Hat€monger ? · 01-14-2008, 01:58 PM

So do I

I just thought I better not say any

right-track · 01-14-2008, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by can_i_say

Thread starter should thank me. This should of been another thread dead on its arse if it wasn't for me.

thank them...

6 O'the best

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 01-14-2008, 05:52 PM

gee, that was funny

NoiseNotMusic · 01-14-2008, 06:55 PM

MySpaceTV Videos: Waking The Cadaver - Chased Through The Woods by Mieeek

01-13-2008, 02:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	oxo are putting out a new black & white cube especially for Newcastle fans. It's called laughing stock __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

01-13-2008, 03:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	To prove Bin Laden was still alive a video was released on this video the leader appeared and stated “to prove I am still alive, Newcastle were rubbish on Saturday”. The British government said “That video could have been taken any time over the last five years”. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

01-13-2008, 03:04 PM	#13 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	Job Vacancy at N.U.F.C. 10-1-2008 Title: High level management position exists within multi-million people supported company. Description: Must be able to work with and add to if possible over paid under achieving staff and understand the miss quided 50,000 people who genuinly believe you are the manager of a big company with huge ambitions. Goals: You will be expected to get some stability into the company within the next 4 months and then spend unlimited funds adding to the over paid, under achieving sick notes that you allready have. Next year we understand that you may start the year badly as all our previous managers have but don't let this get you down we have an exceptional bonus scheme that will reward you for your failings by paying up the remaining 3 years of your lucrative 3 million a year contract when we allow you to leave and pursue a similar position at a more understanding club. Salary: Just name your price and length of contract (please note this will be paid regardless how ****e you are) Qualifications: No language skills as talking to the press is no longer required, no mathmatics as you can spend what the hell you like on anyone u like and we will sanction everything. However there is one must for the successfull candidate, on the off chance you manage to win a game u must be party to a night out in the pig n whistle with the owners of the club wearing your top of the range barcode uniform we will supply you with. However if you do not succedd you can hide away while the owners rub shoulders with some bare bellied over weight nuggets who call for you head at every oportunity. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

01-14-2008, 05:29 AM	#14 (permalink)
can_i_say Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The Toon Posts: 226	Thread starter should thank me. This should of been another thread dead on its arse if it wasn't for me. __________________ meh

01-14-2008, 01:58 PM	#16 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	So do I I just thought I better not say any __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

01-14-2008, 01:52 PM	#15 (permalink)
pheurton n/a Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 990	meh I prefer maddie mcann jokes personally

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01-14-2008, 06:55 PM	#19 (permalink)
NoiseNotMusic Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 150	MySpaceTV Videos: Waking The Cadaver - Chased Through The Woods by Mieeek __________________ http://imagegen.last.fm/basicrt10/re...AmNietzche.gif