Personally, I can't stand honkies. I thought this would get me on the same page as SF, but apparently I hate black people too. It was very informative, I'm glad that she pointed it out to me.

Apparently I think black people are scum. According, to Soulflower.

ALL of them

One time, I saw a black person, and he came over to say hello. I returned the hello with a firm handshake and a "how do you do". We sat and discussed the current state of affairs with out political system and had a pint or two of friendship beer. We then started to get together more often and he became my best friend. We shared the same political views and his family loved me. At a family gathering, I was introduced to a cousin of his. It was love at first site. I asked her to marry me this year. I returned the favor by asking my friend to be my best man. The wedding was one of the happiest moments of my life.

Soulflower called me racist. Why? We served collard greens during dinner. Who knew right? Now I'm racist.

Question: If you say "send for the Black Mariah" are you racist?

If you burn your toast are you unconsciously making a racist statement?

If you love jelly babies but take out all the black ones, are you engaging in racial profiling and segregation?

If you only draw with black pens and pencils are you guilty of oppressing the black community?

If you listen to Black Sabbath are you a racist?

Should not the White Cliffs of Dover be repainted? With all the black and ethnic minorities in Britain now, is this not surely a slap in the face to them?

Do you understand the phrase "Black Power!" to mean your electrician is fixing your sockets? Thanks, Solomon!

If when asked how you like your tea or coffee you say black, are you a racist?

These, and many more pointless and entertaining questions, will be answered in the next Soulflower thread!
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I like Soul when she's not calling me a racist.

^LOL, RIP Ed Gein.

I might be racist.. Today I separated the colored corn from the white corn, and my boss agreed that it was the right thing to do. I was relieved I wasn't the only one who felt that way.