|
Register | Blogging | Today's Posts | Search |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
12-17-2022, 08:38 AM | #21 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,994
|
Going back into the previous century (oh yeah I sure do feel old duh) to check out what was perched at the top of the charts in 1992:
Title: “End of the Road” Artist: Boys II Men Nationality: American Genre: R&B Written by: Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds, Antonio “LA” Reid, Daryl Simmons Original release date: June 30 1992 Progress to the top: Entered chart at 36, took eight weeks to slowly climb until it got to number 2 on October 17 and spent two weeks there before moving onto the top spot, which it held for three weeks. Its progress back down the chart was slow, showing the song remained very popular even after it had dropped from the top spot. It took three weeks to drop out of the top ten, and five to drop out of the top forty. Weeks spent at number one: 3 From the album: Boomerang soundtrack (also on reissue of their Cooleyhighharmony album) What do I know about this artist? Another boyband, what’s to know? What do I think of this single?It’s a decent ballad, with a lot of soul and the kind of 60s/70s doo-wop sound that you might get from the likes of Smokey and his ilk. It’s a really nice song, and I guess that’s one thing you can say about boybands, that they write - or at least record - good ballads. To their credit, this is written by members of the band. I could do without the formulaic spoken part though, these seldom work unless you’re the great Barry White, and then he only ever used that as an introduction. What have I learned about this single? I’ve learned it was even more successful in the USA (not surprisingly) where it spent a massive 13 weeks at number one, the record at the time for a chart-topping single. It was released as part of the soundtrack to the movie Boomerang (no, I never heard of it and don’t know what it is about, nor do I care) but due to its phenomenal success, having not been on the album Cooleyhighharmony, it was included on the reissue of that album later that year. My rating: A+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKO6XYXioc
__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 |
12-20-2022, 03:30 PM | #22 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,994
|
And forty years back, in 1982, this was on top.
Title: “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?” Artist: Culture Club Nationality: English Genre: New Wave/Blue-Eyed Soul/Reggae Written by: Roy Hay, Boy George, Mikey Craig, Jon Moss Original release date: September 6 1982 Progress to the top: Entering the chart at 66 on September 18, it moved a massive chunk the next week, hanging just outside the top 30 and the next week another huge jump to 15. After an appearance on Top of the Pops it leaped into the top three, getting to number two the next week and then number one, where it spent three weeks before slowly falling back down the chart. Weeks spent at number one: 3 From the album: Kissing to Be Clever What do I know about this artist? I don’t know all that much about Culture Club, other than what I saw on the telly (and sneered at, and kind of still do to some extent) but I watched Boy George on the TV show The Apprentice and he was very engaging. What do I think of this single? Never really liked it, or them. It’s a sort of bump’n’grind ballad with a somewhat annoying sense of reggae in it. What have I learned about this single? Not much. It was their third single, the first two having failed to chart, and said to have been their last chance to get a record deal. Of course, after this it was all roses for the band as they took the eighties by storm. My rating: B+
__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 |
12-30-2022, 06:17 AM | #23 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,994
|
All the way back fifty years, and November 1972 saw this single top the charts.
Title: “Mouldy Old Dough” Artist: Lieutenant Pigeon Nationality: English Genre: Pub Rock Written by: Nigel Fletcher, Rob Woodward Original release date: February 1972 Progress to the top: Although a complete flop on its initial release, second time round was the charm and it entered the chart at 38 on September 16, moving into the top 20 the next week and then to the number 3 and then 2 spot, until the next week it reached the top and remained there for four weeks. Weeks spent at number one: 4 From the album: Mouldy Old Music What do I know about this artist? Nothing What do I think of this single? One of the old quirks of the seventies, an instrumental single with one or two sung lines; a real oddity but somehow catchy. What have I learned about this single? That one of the band members’ mothers played the piano on it, that it was only successful after flopping by way of a Belgian TV show, whose popularity pushed the song into the Belgian charts and had the UK label give it another go, whereupon it raced to number one. It says the title refers to a jazz phrase “vo-de-o-do”, though it does not say what this means. My rating: A
__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 |
01-05-2023, 09:26 PM | #24 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,994
|
So back to the chart proper we go, and while of course now it’s Christmas time, at least chartwise, I’m going back a month because otherwise every fucking other record is a Christmas one, and that’s not what this is about. Plus I’m out of sickbags. So, this time the RNG brings me a number even lower than 33, this being 38.
And this year, a month ago, we find this at that position. Title: “Under the Influence” Artist: Chris Brown Nationality: American Genre: R&B/Pop Written by: Ayoola Oladapo Agboola, Chris Brown, David Adedeji Adeleke, Tiffany McKie Original release date: September 6 2022 Highest chart position (at time of writing): 7 (UK) 14 (USA) *** Chart position (at time of writing): 38 Progress, if any, at time of writing: Descending From the album: Indigo What do I know about this artist? Not much; some link to Whitney Houston I think, something about domestic violence? Not my kind of music though I have heard the name. Oh I see it wasn't Whitney Houston, it was Rihanna. Leave me alone: I'm old and to quote Mr. Hall, out of touch. If | was ever in touch, that is. What do I think of this single? You know, it’s not terrible. I could do, as ever, without the autotune (Trademark Registered to Hell Music Plc.) but it’s a slow, grinding sort of almost ballad with a measured beat and not a terrible amount of boasting or preening. Don’t quite get the Codeine aspect to be honest; he does mention Robitussin at the beginning (who would have ever thought a cough bottle for kids would feature in a chart single?) but other than that, kind of a standard bump’n’grind love song. Wouldn’t be completely averse to hearing it again. Surprisingly decent. What have I learned about this single? That it’s about having sex under the influence of Codeine, which if you ask me is a strange drug to choose. I know it’s addictive but was he just bored of writing about snorting coke or shooting heroin? Apparently it was what’s called a “sleeper hit”, having been initially recorded for release on the expanded version of his album in 2019, but then going viral for some reason and thereafter entering the charts. It made Brown the first r&b artist in history to have over fifty hits in the top forty, it says here. My rating: A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfxyk1glEq4 *** Got higher (no pun intended) in the dance charts or something, but I'm only taking the mainstream ones into account here.
__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 |
01-11-2023, 08:32 PM | #25 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,994
|
And so going back 10 years, what was residing at number 38 in 2012?
Well, this. Title: “Gold Dust” Artist: DJ Fresh Nationality: English Genre: Drum and Bass Written by: Dan Stein Original release date: December 2 2012 (re-re-release) Highest chart position (at time of writing): 22 (UK) Chart position (at time of writing): 38 Progress, if any, at time of writing: Rising From the album: Kryptonite What do I know about this artist? Not a thing What do I think of this single? Meh, it’s all right I suppose. Somebody is wetting themselves on the Wiki page about the skipping video that accompanies it, like "OMG THIS IS AMAZING U HAVE 2 SEE IT!” Bollocks. It’s interesting, it’s skilful but I wouldn’t go mad about it. Decent enough tune but no more than that. I suppose the video makes it more than it is. Not my thing at all. What have I learned about this single? Like a lot of dance music (to use a probably inappropriate term) it’s seen release in various versions, the first being in 2008 and then a re-release in 2010, with this being a remix. My rating: B https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNuUgbUzM8U
__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 |
01-14-2023, 09:55 AM | #26 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,994
|
And further back we go, into the very edges of the twenty-first century. In 2002 this was at number 38.
Title: “Poor Leno” Artist: Röyksopp Nationality: Norwegian Genre: Electronica, Progressive House Written by: Svein Berge, Torbjørn Brundtland, Erlend Øye Original release date: December 3 2001 Highest chart position (at time of writing): 38 Chart position (at time of writing): 38 Progress, if any, at time of writing: None; new entry and its highest position anyway From the album: Melody A.M. What do I know about this artist? Nothing What do I think of this single? It’s okay. Has a nice beat to it though the singing is a little drony and the video that accompanies it and tells the story is somewhat upsetting. What have I learned about this single? Very little. It was used in some videogame (SSX 3). It was originally released in 2001 where it did even more poorly, getting only to 59. Didn’t exactly set the charts alight the second time either, entering at 38, and going no further. Not sure why they bothered to be honest. My rating: B https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4px0qQrG5E
__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 |
01-18-2023, 08:14 PM | #27 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,994
|
So off to another century we go, and into the depths of 1992, where this was hoping to get higher than 38.
Title: “Who Can Make Me Feel Good?” Artist: Bassheads Nationality: English Genre: House Written by: Eamonn Anthony Deery Original release date: Dunno; I can only find the year. It was that important, yeah. Highest chart position (at time of writing): 38 Chart position (at time of writing): 38 Progress, if any, at time of writing: None; new entry and that’s as far as it got From the album: N/A What do I know about this artist? British House duo who pissed Roger and Dave off when they used samples from “Is There Anybody Out There?” as well as others like Afrika Bambatta and, um, The Osmonds. Though not on this single. Seems like they had a few very very minor hits, this being one of their last, and then broke up. Not exactly a stellar career then. What do I think of this single? Not a lot. I decided to take a listen to the one they got in trouble with Floyd on, their remix of “Is There Anybody Out There?” and I quite liked what I heard. It was nine minutes and change so I didn’t listen to it all, but I certainly liked it more than I like this one. Very harsh, pounding House-style piano with some woman singing (possibly sampled) in a quite high-pitched tone which really does nothing for me at all. What have I learned about this single? Nothing at all. My rating: C+ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq_dHQ-PPE4
__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 |
01-21-2023, 08:44 AM | #28 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,994
|
Back to my favourite decade then, 1982 saw this at 38 - ah now ye’re talkin’!
Title: “Here I Go Again” Artist: Whitesnake Nationality: English Genre: Hard Rock, Blues Rock Written by: David Coverdale, Bernie Marsden Original release date: October 1982 Highest chart position (at time of writing): 34 (re-released in 1987 and hit number 1 in the US and 9 in the UK) Chart position (at time of writing): 38 Progress, if any, at time of writing: Rising From the album: Saints & Sinners What do I know about this artist? Ah, Whitesnake! Many was the night I listened to Live.. In the Heart of the City, Lovehunter, Come an’ Get It or Slide it in! Good times, good times. One of the premier British hair metal bands of the 1980s, then Coverdale had to get all up himself and that was that. Marsden slays though. What do I think of this single? Love it. It’s a classic power ballad with real punch, and who doesn’t remember Coverdale’s uber-sexy wife in the video? Ah. Might just have to go watch it just one more time. For research, you understand, of course. What have I learned about this single? Nothing I didn’t really know already. I knew it was re-released five years later and was far more successful, with for some reason the word “hobo” in the chorus being changed to “drifter”, and I always wondered if it was because the word was being mistaken for “homo”? Seems odd, but there you go. Great song, and Coverdale could really belt the tunes out back then. Still, despite the sexy video I have to say I prefer the original: there’s more honesty, more soul and aching need in this one, whereas the ‘87 version is polished to the nines and you get more of the confident swagger, whereas here he seems much more down to earth. Oh well, whichever version you prefer, it’s a killer song, the likes of which we will probably never hear again. My rating: A+++
__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 |
01-31-2023, 09:55 AM | #29 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,994
|
Which takes us all the way back to 1972, when another hair metal legend was creeping up the chart but currently at number 38.
Title: “Wig-Wam Bam” Artist: The Sweet Nationality: English Genre: Glam Rock Written by: Nicki Chinn, Mike Chapman Original release date: September 1 1972 Highest chart position (at time of writing): 4 Chart position (at time of writing): 38 Progress, if any, at time of writing: Descending From the album: The Sweet What do I know about this artist? One of the big glam rock bands of the 1970s, Sweet all but formed the soundtrack to that era, with hits such as “Fox on the Run”, “Ballroom Blitz” and “BlockBuster”, also heard on the TV series Life on Mars. What do I think of this single? It’s not their best, and as the genre says above, a bit more bubblegum pop than glam rock, or anything rock really, and the lyric would certainly have had a lot of SJWs flying to Twitter and Facebook in protest, but hey, it was the seventies, there was no harm meant, and I doubt many Native Americans took offence. Fun, remember that? No? It was quite big in the seventies. What have I learned about this single? It was apparently the first single The Sweet released on which they actually played their instruments, having had a backing band prior to this, and is actually based on the poem Hiawatha by Longfellow, so I guess it’s not just appropriating Native American culture (unless you accept/assume Longfellow was doing that anyway). It was also the first song on which the bass player joined in on the singing, a style the band would adopt after this. Seen, too, as their first real glam rock single, though I wouldnt’t personally call it glam rock. Or any rock. My rating: A-
__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 |
02-13-2023, 08:30 PM | #30 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
Posts: 26,994
|
And so to the top of the charts over fifty years again.
It makes little sense for me to stay in the one year and keep going back to the same years, so I’m stepping back one, which means we now check out what was at number one in 2021, 2011, 2001, 1991, 1981 and 1971. And we begin with a year ago (well, technically two, as we’re now in 2023, but you know what I mean). Title: “Easy On Me” Artist: Adele Nationality: English Genre: Pop Written by: Adele Adkins, Greg Kurstin Original release date: October 15 2021 Progress to the top: Came straight in at number one. Oddly enough, after spending seven weeks at the top it then dropped to number 2 for two weeks and then fell dramatically to 28, then 38 and then made a dramatic resurgence in the second week of the new year, taking the number one spot again, this time for one week before slowly falling back out. It took almost half of the rest of the year - five months - to fall out of the top forty and yet remained in the overall top 100 until June. Weeks spent at number one: 7 From the album: 30 What do I know about this artist? Not a damn thing. I’ve heard her name all over the place but I have never heard one single song from her. What do I think of this single? Decent enough piano ballad, but I have to say I don’t like her voice. This is the first time I’ve heard it (no, really) and it’s a bit too harsh and raw for my tastes. The song has a kind of country feel, but I also get the clear impression of the idea that it’s not her fault what happened, which is perhaps not really the sort of thing you want your kid hearing - no real attempt to take responsibility or the blame, and I can’t really hear any apology here, just excuses. Meh. For my first encounter with Adele, have to say, not impressed much. What have I learned about this single? Apparently a plea to her son to forgive her for the breakup of her marriage. My rating: B https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3ASj1L6_sY[/youtube]
__________________
Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018 |
|