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Old 08-20-2018, 01:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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It sucks.
Again, it's like an ex left you for the record.

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And has pretentious fans.
A commonality among many great records tbh. In any case I'm sure that you can overcome.
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Old 08-20-2018, 01:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm sure there are worse tape music/ambient records, but it is awful. I thought that when I went into it without prejudice.
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Old 08-20-2018, 01:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I thought that when I went into it without prejudice.
You have the bias of your own tastes having expectations that the album isn't attempting to appeal to.
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Old 08-20-2018, 01:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I care as much about what Pitchfork thinks about music as I care about what most review websites think about music. I've got a lot of music websites bookmarked and Pitchfork has never been one of them.
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Old 08-20-2018, 01:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I mean idk I never read the reviews so I wasn't sure.
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Old 08-21-2018, 06:40 AM   #6 (permalink)
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They once did a review i think where it was just a monkey peeing on itself or something lmao
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Old 08-21-2018, 06:55 AM   #7 (permalink)
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They once did a review i think where it was just a monkey peeing on itself or something lmao
They reviewed Frownland's music?
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Old 08-21-2018, 08:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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They once did a review i think where it was just a monkey peeing on itself or something lmao
https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/9464-shine-on/

Classic. Although sadly the linked video no longer plays...

That reminds me of another zinger:

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums...tie-traumatic/
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Old 02-07-2022, 07:26 AM   #9 (permalink)
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They once did a review i think where it was just a monkey peeing on itself or something lmao
Yeah it was for that second Jet album.

Best review to come out of early Pitchfork tbh.
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