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Frownland: How much for this pack of gum, my good man?
Cashier: One dollar. Frownland checks his pockets. They're empty. Turning and raising a hand to his wispy chin in thought, he spies a poorly guarded bank across the street, right next to a nunchaku store. He smiles.
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A man walks into a bar.
man: give me a drink bartender bartender: sorry we're all out man: all out of drinks? you're a bar bartender: not anymore Last edited by Unitron; 11-06-2018 at 06:12 PM. |
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#24 (permalink) |
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Frownland hires a prostitute.
She agrees to suck his dick. He pulls a dick out of his desk drawer.
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Hawk and Elph on a roadtrip to Oregon
Siphoning gas, smoking grass, pounding ass Blasting atonal yodelcore as they cut off a dude bro in a sportscar Drinkin' juice in the hood High fiving as they get a double blowjob from a hot traffic cop Getting t-boned by a soccer mom in an SUV trying to get her screaming kids to shut the **** up And thus ends their lives, in much the way their lives were spent; smashing into a woman that they didn't really love
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