Your Death Record

**Exo** · 06-25-2018, 08:13 AM

https://nerdist.com/a-company-will-p...g-vinyl-album/

So for WAY too much money, those f*ckers will press a record with your ashes in it and put whatever you desire in the grooves. The price for it is horsesh*t because of how easy it is to mix things into the wax but a price is a price. F*ck, they don't even sell an LP. It's 12 minutes on each side. That's an EP douchebags.

I digress...

If you had the opportunity to press a full two sided LP with tracks/audio/dead stuff on it, what would they be?

I'll post mine below because I'm still undecided.

**Frownland** · 06-25-2018, 08:35 AM

Can I get really fat and have 3 of them made from me?

The Batlord · 06-25-2018, 08:58 AM

Can I have 3 of them made from me?

OccultHawk · 06-25-2018, 09:10 AM

I’ll label it Coltrane Live in Seattle but really it’ll be Live in Japan. The first one to notice gets my record collection.

grindy · 06-25-2018, 09:34 AM

Nothing because death rituals are retarded.

OccultHawk · 06-25-2018, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Nothing because death rituals are retarded.

Church

Neapolitan · 06-25-2018, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Nothing because death rituals are retarded.

I don't think so, without them Archaeology would be pretty boring. I can't find something like death rituals which humans do for thousands of years as stupid. I am not applying that to ashes in record, cause this is recent.

Even animals by natural instinct have death rituals: cats will wonder off to die, elephants visit bone sites, dolphins will push a carcass to shore.

WWWP · 06-25-2018, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Can I get really fat and have 3 of them made from me?

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Can I have 3 of them made from me?

Lol

Key · 06-25-2018, 12:00 PM

^ I didn't know if that was planned but then then timesstamp answered that.

06-25-2018, 08:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	Your Death Record https://nerdist.com/a-company-will-p...g-vinyl-album/ So for WAY too much money, those fckers will press a record with your ashes in it and put whatever you desire in the grooves. The price for it is horsesht because of how easy it is to mix things into the wax but a price is a price. Fck, they don't even sell an LP. It's 12 minutes on each side. That's an EP douchebags. I digress... If you had the opportunity to press a full two sided LP with tracks/audio/dead stuff on it, what would they be?* I'll post mine below because I'm still undecided. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

06-25-2018, 08:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Can I get really fat and have 3 of them made from me? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-25-2018, 09:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I’ll label it Coltrane Live in Seattle but really it’ll be Live in Japan. The first one to notice gets my record collection. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

06-25-2018, 09:34 AM	#5 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Nothing because death rituals are retarded. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

06-25-2018, 12:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	^ I didn't know if that was planned but then then timesstamp answered that.