Who has the best ass in music?

Oriphiel · 05-05-2018, 04:50 AM

I feel better now.

Trollheart · 05-05-2018, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

I feel better now.

I hope you asked Better before you felt her.

Also, don't talk about feeling when there's a picture of Kylie's behind onscreen: it's torture!

Black Francis · 05-05-2018, 10:35 AM

Oh good, it's back on track.

OccultHawk · 05-05-2018, 11:22 AM

Prince’s ass still by far number one. WTF is with you people?

But besides good form a female ass has to speak to me. It has to say I’m generous enough to let you **** me but I’m innocent enough for it to be really painful.

Lisnaholic · 05-05-2018, 11:26 AM

Black Francis · 05-05-2018, 11:28 AM

^ the original J.lo

I meet Prince once in a dream. It did not occur to me to check out his booty. I should've taken a peek.

OccultHawk · 05-05-2018, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

That’s the kind of woman who won’t let you lick your way out of a jam. If you can’t work that pussy strictly dickly you ain’t getting a second chance. One and done unless you can **** it like I can.

Lisnaholic · 05-05-2018, 07:24 PM

^ Do people still say, "tee em eye" ? I think your post was TMI for me, OccultHawk!

Not entirely unrelated, if her biopic is to be believed, Selena was a pretty well-behaved Catholic girl. But the only information we really need is this:-
i) her bum is purple
ii) when it moves it sparkles

OccultHawk · 05-05-2018, 08:36 PM

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Selena was a pretty well-behaved Catholic girl.

Code for whore.

Trollheart · 05-05-2018, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Code for whore.

We call them hoors.

05-05-2018, 04:50 AM	#51 (permalink)
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OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Prince’s ass still by far number one. WTF is with you people? But besides good form a female ass has to speak to me. It has to say I’m generous enough to let you **** me but I’m innocent enough for it to be really painful. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

05-05-2018, 11:26 AM	#55 (permalink)
Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,444	__________________ "Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953

05-05-2018, 11:28 AM	#56 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	^ the original J.lo I meet Prince once in a dream. It did not occur to me to check out his booty. I should've taken a peek. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

05-05-2018, 07:24 PM	#58 (permalink)
Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,444	^ Do people still say, "tee em eye" ? I think your post was TMI for me, OccultHawk! Not entirely unrelated, if her biopic is to be believed, Selena was a pretty well-behaved Catholic girl. But the only information we really need is this:- i) her bum is purple ii) when it moves it sparkles __________________ "Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953